19
November

When do zip it.

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zip it

Sometimes I have news that I feel I need to tell someone but don’t know who I should tell.  I’ve had times when I’ve had great news and it fell on a deaf ear (not literally). There were times when I wanted a shoulder to cry on and only got the back of a head . Therefore I’ve decided to try to think before I speak (please see my rules below). I hope they will be beneficial to you as well.

(1) POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE NEWS Are they people who spread the news? If so is that what you truly want to do?

(2)POSITIVE NEWS- Would you consider these people to be jealous of others?

(3) NEGATIVE NEWS – Can these people truly handle the news? Or will they get to upset and not be able to help anyway?

(4) POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE NEWS- Are they the empathic type of person or do you feel like they have the expression of a rock, a flat rock?

(5) NEGATIVE NEWS- Can they be helpful or are they more likely to be someone who finds fault?

(6) NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE NEWS- Are they honest and if so do you want that honesty or would you rather have a cheerleader?

Finally what’s the point of telling them? If you see no benefit to yourself maybe it’s best you just tell the dog or cat.  Maybe just the dog they have those eyes that really make you think their listening and they get excited about almost anything.

 

18
November

Decaffeinated coffee makes as much sense as….

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bowl drinking

WARNING POLITICALLY INCORRECT –

PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN THOUGHTS

(1) Beer without alcohol

(2) Liberals without victims

(3) President Obama without blaming Bush

(4) Jews without bagels (I can say that I’m Jewish)

(5) Alec Baldwin without punching a reporter.

(6) Dogs without licking balls (hey where is your mind)

(7)  Turkey without gravy (boring but true)

(8) Seth Rogen without  Pot

(9) Kayne West without arrogance

(10) Simon Cowell without your the worst singer ever

(11) Football without beer

(12) Baseball without beer

(13) Life without beer (unless your an alcoholic)

 

15
November

Friendly-The Good -Bad- and Ugly

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Casper

I was shocked when I learned in H.S that I won “Friendliest Person”.  It never even occurred to me that I was friendly it was just natural. To this day people continue to ask me who are you saying hi to? Why are you talking in the elevator?  It’s just who I am. Here are some benefits and negatives (below) on being friendly. The ugly side is further below.

BENEFITS

1. You don’t have to wait for someone to start up a conversation.

2 You can ask the questions you want.

3 It can help to start up a new friendship.

4. Know one will no you’re flirting.

NEGATIVES

1.  People expect you to be friendly always.

2.  Many people will assume that you are more popular then you are.

3. Many people expect you to continue the conversation.

4. Some people hate friendly people

5. Know one will no you’re flirting.

UGLY- It has nothing to do with the column but I promised you ugly.

ugly person

14
November

Am I becoming a food snob?

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critic

I can’t take the taste of plain white bread and please don’t even think about milk chocolate as a dessert.  My taste for chocolate is getting higher and higher.  It used to be that I would settle for any dark chocolate but now it must be 70% Cocoa for my taste buds to approve it.   What is happening?!!

Wait a minute wasn’t I just at McDonalds after a stop at White Castle?  I still enjoy the occasional bologna sandwich (now with whole wheat bread) too. Hmm, maybe I’m okay after all. Now if I can just get rid of that peasant chocolate given during Halloween.

29
October

Bad movie today good movie tomorrow

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critic WOWmovie theatre

I remember seeing Airplane with my Aunt and Uncle in the theater and finding it silly yet a year later I saw it on T.V and found it hysterical and to this day it still makes me laugh. What happened to me at the theaters? Sometimes our initial viewing of a film or music is not based on the quality of what we are seeing but the mind set that we are in. Here are just a few examples of what might fit a particular mind set.

(1) Angry- Horror movies and escape type films really help get over these feeling or make you a better killer. Maybe I shouldn’t recommend horror films… to some.

(2) Good Mood- Comedies really hit the spot especially when you’re with friends who understand how to laugh.

(3) Bored- Adventures or escapism films can really fill that gap when you need to get away.

(4) Serious Mood- A good drama can keep you thinking way after the film has ended or you might want to just escape this mood with a silly popcorn movie.

(5) Romance- Yes it’s obvious a good Chick Flick will do and help her fall right into your arms when it’s over. The only problem is you’ll actually have to say you liked it.

(5) Insomnia- A period romance really can put anyone to sleep. Just don’t watch it with your significant other, they’re crying will wake you up.

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