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Money Back Guarantee
Why is it that we expect a money back guarantee when a manufacture produces a defective product but don’t expect that guarantee when our government fails. For example the Affordable Care Website/Obamacare has cost the American Taxpayer over $650 million dollars without producing any of the results it was supposed to. I say that we get a refund and give those funds to Mental Health Treatment facilities. G-D know this Obamacare is making us all go a bit insane.
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Turning Japanese, Chinese, Southern …..
Everyday I speak to someone with a different accent even if it’s for a few minutes a start to pick up their accident subconsciously. I feel those on the other side might think that I’m making fun of them but I truly can’t help myself. I guess there is upside to this dilemma if all of sudden I’m suddenly given the role as a Chinese, Southern man I’ll just hang on the phone with my friends down South and East for a bit longer.
22
October
Never forget a name again
I don’t know about you but I hate when I forget someone’s name especially my kids (that part was a joke). There is a solution that would make me actually wear my glasses. If “Google Glass” would have face recognition. Yes I’m sure I’d still pronounce the name wrong but at least it would be closer then Pal or Buddy. These glasses could provide me with vital information about the person I was looking at like if they had children and job they had. This way I can always be a dummy until I saw them again. This face recognition could also solve many security problems as guards would wear these glasses to identify those who might enter a building, airplane, or other secure locations. So “Google” get to work and make my life and millions of other “name forgetters” easier.
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October
Party Problems
I love a good party but hate figuring out who to speak too. The bigger the party the harder this problem becomes. There are people you’re supposed to speak to like family and friends but then there are the people who you may never speak to again. How do you maneuver away from the “People you’re supposed to speak (PYSP) to” to the ones you really want (RW) to without hurting anyone’s feelings. Here are a few techniques that might be helpfu
(1) Bathroom break- Tell your friends you have to go to the bathroom just wash your hands and then sneak back to the people you want to speak to.
(2) Drink Break- Tell them you’re going to get a drink and be right problem then sneak over to the (RW’s). Problem is they have to be in the way to the drink location and they might want to join you.
(3) Tell the Truth- It could hurt your (PYSP) feelings but with a little tact it just work. For example don’t go out and say “I’d love to speak to you but you’re really boring today”.
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October
Dogs why do I love thee!
Don’t worry this isn’t a zoophilia post. It just fascinating why a Capitalist like myself is in love with such a lazy creature that costs me so much more then they can produce (unless they have some acting talent). I believe it is because of the intangible assets that they bring to the table. These gifts (below) can’t be measure in dollars.
Please add your own reasons.
(1) Humor- Dogs behavior can be hysterical and there jokes(actions) never become old.
(2) Playfulness- While children get older and no longer play those childhood games dogs are always into a game of catch or running around the house.
(3) Sincerity- Dogs always appear naked to the world literally (sometimes though you can get them a cool outfit) and figuratively.
(4) Simplicity- It doesn’t take much for a dog to be happy just a piece of chicken will do
(5) Dress Up- They look great in all different wardrobe combinations.
(6) Loyalty- While others might find your activities less then exciting a dog will sit by watching you as if ever word you wrote was golden.
(7) Unconditional Love- You don’t have to worry about apologizing to your dog or buying he/she a gift to regain their love when you screw up.
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October
I’m a Mutt
I must be very annoying to those that are Anti-Semitic, Political Pollsters, and anyone who wants you to fit a mold. Please follow the link below.
(1) Conservative Jew (Normally liberal- Middle of the Road)-
(2) Tea Party Conservative ( Normally Conservative Art taste)
(3) Hard Rocker/Artistic (Normally liberal)
(4) Country Bumpkin/Gun enthusiast/NASCAR fan/ (Normally Christian)
I guess I am just Bud Rebel and damn proud of it!
21
October
A Clone would really help.
Sometimes I feel that I’m pulled in some many different directions that make it appear that I can’t fully accomplish any of my goals. If only I had a clone. My clone could go to all the boring board meetings and worry about my social side while I conduct the business at hand. Yes of course I would give my clone a break and we’d switch but not until I completed my work.
If anyone could build me a clone before this Wednesday it would greatly help in my endeavors. This Wednesday I have a full day of work, then I have an amazing dinner event in NYC while at the same time I have to go to a College Fair for my daughter and be at a board meeting for my Shul. Come to think of it I’ll need two Clones for this Wednesday. Hey it’s nice to dream until then I struggle through it all.