Nothing Compares To You

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Sinead O’Connor was a unique personality that had an outstanding and haunting voice. She was a very controversial figure who pushed the envelope further than I would have opened.  Yes, maybe she basically was a one hit wonder but one that a unique flavor which one digested over many decades. So, rest in peace Sinead O’Conner and no matter what others might say “Nothing Compares 2 U”.

 

And Then There Were…. A Story ***M***

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If you went through what I did you would understand but now, it’s just me and my mirror. One by one they pushed my buttons, triggered me and just put my mind in a box of anger and now I got what I wanted …then. For, I cursed their existence at least some time in my life as I felt they cursed mine, yet how was I to know mine would lead to graves all around me. There were many and now there are none. I wanted them out of my life and now they all are and I’m just alone.

FOOTNOTE-  Be careful what you curse for because someday they may come true sooner than you think.

Lazy For Strength ** E**

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I’m lifting more because I’m being lazy.  Yes, finally laziness, finally accomplishes something. Taking off those extra pounds that the previous lifter left on is just too much a hassle so I’ll just lift it instead.  Hey, I guess I’m a whole lot stronger than I thought I was after all, and I owe it all to laziness.

Service Human **E**

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I’m a “Service Human” even if I don’t have the ID badge. Whether it’s my four-legged friends gourmet meal, her bed, playtimes, or walks at all hours of the day I’m here to service her.  The problem is I didn’t get trained for this role as I thought I was going to be the owner, what a joke.  In the end though the benefits of being a “Service Human” outweigh the cost as unconditional love is something one can’t get it any pay check.

 

Shrodinger’s Blog +

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Is this blog post alive (seen by millions) or dead (scene by just my eyes) and can the two be true at the same time?  Well until I check the stats I guess the answer to the first question is yes and no. Yet to take it a step further how do I know if the stats are actually correct for could the viewers just be bots and/or individuals who accidently got to this post and quickly turned away? If so then is the post actually scene or passed by?  Furthermore if nobody looks at it for years and then it takes off did the blog post just come alive by them looking at it or was it actually in existence before. Finally if this blog post is not finished by the time I attempt to write it does it truly exist or just still be a matter in ones min….

Tinned Yuck!!!

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Tinned Yuck is trending technical called “Tinned Fish” and I ask why?  I understand the economy isn’t great so many might have a difficult time affording the fresh variety but this doesn’t mean it’s still sorta yucky? Just think of eating fish from a metal container saved for G-D knows how long. Fish is not something that usually ages well if you know what I mean and metal with fish are not pairing combinations.  I didn’t even show the contents of what is inside the can because you might want to eat something later not toss one’s cookies. In the end if this is your thing than dig in but for me pass the left overs instead.

  • – The Can looks nice.

POWER

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I now realized I stayed in office at all costs because of the power it weld M-E.  Yet the longer I stayed in this mode the more I realized I was a tool for those who kept me there. Suddenly, any divergence from their platform and there would be hell to pay as my replacement was right around their corner.

Yet in the end my power was restored and weakened on a much higher platitude. For, I stopped praying to man but instead looked to G-D. Therein lied the true source as my knew steps truly helped those around me in ways that were bigger than any legislation. Prayers were answered not in the way I thought but in ways that were eternal.  Yet at the same time I realized that I was nothing without this ultimate source and how unfortunate it took me this feel this ultimate truth.

PIN Tax Applied

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It’s a hidden tax just for Y-O-U!  Where other customers get a discount yours definitely doesn’t apply as an added fee is based on your attitude.  The good news is I can deduct that hidden tax as long as my neck and ass aren’t annoyed in your presence. So keep it up if you must I’ll just give our company some extra compensation to deal with Y-O-U.

FOOTNOTE-   I’m sure this tax doesn’t apply to the readers of this blog only those that sometimes they must serve.

Excuse M-E

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What just happened? Can someone explained this too M-E of course after the sniff? Hello, I used 4 of my cards and none of them are working.  White Privilege Card wrong address, DNC Card overspent and even my Get Out of Jail card from the monopoly board isn’t working what the hell is going on? This is getting to the point where I might have to recognize that person called my daughter.  Hello, does anyone know who the big man is and if the judge keeps this up I’ll invite him to Barrack Obama’s pool okay. Daddy help me  just a bit more blow 1st.

FOOTNOTE- Half price sale on my paintings to pay for legal expenses after a bit more White House powder.

 

Happy OW Day !!! ** E**

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Happy OW Day when the pain really resulted in something G-R-E-A-T !!!! Yes, going to the gym can cause some of those good ow’s as well but nothing like the 1st one. It’s good to feel pain to cause you to pull away from something that could harm you like a stove but this pain was something that changed two people’s life forever.  Yes, Happy OW day because sometimes pain can truly be great!!

FOOTNOTE-  Happy Birthday Tomorrow

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