Monthly Archives September 2023

It can feel like a cell phone generation has occurred while you’re waiting that is until “On Hold F-U-N”.  This will be the one service that will make you want to hold maybe even longer. For during this time you will you hear exciting suspenseful stories, trivia and historic facts you’ll get know where else at least while holding.  Just put in their estimated wait time and their time will feel like seconds with us in charge.  “On Hold F-U-N”  it’s time your customers actually enjoy the moments that your apart.

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Yes, it’s art but watching it try is just boring.  I know I’ll understand the deeper message once I take the time to get to the ending but isn’t there a cliff note version for I’m losing it on page 1? I’m sure it’s worth the time but who truly has the time especially when everything around me is “instant”.  It might not be the most gratifying but at least I don’t have to wait and wait and… Slow art might be brilliant but time is not on it’s side at least on this schedule.

Amazon Prime Day is everyday I open up a phone, tablet or computer. For, they are like a drug that keeps on lowering my bank account. The initially high of getting a new package is so exciting until I open it up and have to get a new fix.  Amazon has made me become a shop alcoholic because of the ease and temptation always follows me wherever I might go.  I’m _____ and I’m Amazon Addict.

FOOTNOTE- Do you have loved ones who live in this mindset?

These (bel0w) are my new Jewish New Year Resolutions which I hope hold true through the December 31 st calendar as well.

(1) TOUGHER-  This year I will not worry so much about not getting into a conflict as standing up for the battles ahead without them consuming my mind as well.

(2) TWO SECOND RULE–  I will try and wait 2 seconds before I interject my own thoughts.

(3) ACTIVE LISTENER-  I will try to absorb more what others bring in before I bring out my own thoughts.

I had not lived the right faith but the door is still opening for me. Don’t get me wrong the trip was a bit more arduous than if I had gone through a conversion on the ground but at least I’m going through the gate now. In the end I guess it’s not if you have 100 % right but whether you kept a toe or two in respect to those of differing faiths when walking below that allows the ultimate door to finally open for us all.

For a moment everyone is speaking to me in a library voice as they try to lower my level. It is a world where everyone reassures me and quietly allows me to live within my boundaries safely. I know it’s not the real world but this one is so calm that sometimes I just want to stay there even if it is so damn quiet.

What if it is true the prayers and sacrifice of this Yom Kippur season will decide who will be rich or poor or even more disconcerting who will actually live and die? If the world in someway is tied to how we close out this year could nothing be more frightening? Who am I and thy people to be worthy in anyway of such a role. We are humble servants who often lack the will and/or true understanding on how best to serve.  G-D please accept our heartfelt prayers and sacrifice on behalf of all our brothers and sisters from any tribe to make this year one full of happiness, success, health and love. Whatever role it might truly have in your grand plan.

At every performance I was looking for who had not attended instead of the hand that was always there. You were the one who stood by me day in and day out through any conditions that fell thy way.  Yet I was so busy looking for more that I forgot to see the true supporter in the crowd or empty seats and now it’s too late. For, now you watch performance in the heavens above and suddenly I hear the applause that I won’t hear anymore.