WARNING POLITICALLY INCORRECT –
PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN THOUGHTS
(1) Beer without alcohol
(2) Liberals without victims
(3) President Obama without blaming Bush
(4) Jews without bagels (I can say that I’m Jewish)
(5) Alec Baldwin without punching a reporter.
(6) Dogs without licking balls (hey where is your mind)
(7) Turkey without gravy (boring but true)
(8) Seth Rogen without Pot
(9) Kayne West without arrogance
(10) Simon Cowell without your the worst singer ever
(11) Football without beer
(12) Baseball without beer
(13) Life without beer (unless your an alcoholic)