Monthly Archives April 2017

There is one I forbid you to be friends with!  A matter of fact it’s the whole group of them that I won’t allow you to be with.  I understand you might think I’ve being closed minded but trust me they are to clinging.  They take and never give back except if you’re looking for a disease.  You shouldn’t even be in their neighborhood they’re not like us and we don’t need them to catch our eye.  I’m telling you if I see you hanging out with them anymore I’m pulling them right off even if it hurts.  Let them stay with their kind and tick someone else off.

While working out at the gym adds a bit more light to my life some use this time to exercise only one part of their body… their mouth.  I’m sure this might burn a bit of calories but for some reason I don’t believe it does as much as your standard exercise …except if you’re on the treadmill. Don’t get me wrong for who am I to judge, if some see  the gym is their social place without the drinks, then that’s fine to me and maybe they get some exercise as well. Yet for me the gym’s entree is the workout with socializing the desert afterwards.

This conspiracy theory is dedicated to my friends that share a different political ideology then I.

Putin has wanted to get rid of Syrian leader Bassar Al Assad without appearing to be disloyal yet still have access to the warm water ports for his Navy so he sought the help of his good friend Donald Trump (I told you it was a conspiracy theory).

(1) They decided before the election that the Syrian leader would perform an action that would demand a U.S response.

(2) President Trump’s response was just what was ordered and the response of Russia was well choreographed in advance as well.

(3) Russia has agreed to give up Assad’s GPS address in return for putting in a better puppet that will follow their pull including a nice place to park their Naval ships.

(4) Trump will look good for capturing the Syrian dictator, Russia will appear angry but still loyal and then everyone will make up.

(5) While this is occurring the demand to continue the investigation in Russian’s interference in the election will fall by the waste line.

(6) Putin then will meet with Trump in the U.S where Putin will announce his engagement to Tiffany Trump.

I told you it was going to be a conspiracy.