Conspiracy Theory for my Trump Hater Friends

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This conspiracy theory is dedicated to my friends that share a different political ideology then I.

Putin has wanted to get rid of Syrian leader Bassar Al Assad without appearing to be disloyal yet still have access to the warm water ports for his Navy so he sought the help of his good friend Donald Trump (I told you it was a conspiracy theory).

(1) They decided before the election that the Syrian leader would perform an action that would demand a U.S response.

(2) President Trump’s response was just what was ordered and the response of Russia was well choreographed in advance as well.

(3) Russia has agreed to give up Assad’s GPS address in return for putting in a better puppet that will follow their pull including a nice place to park their Naval ships.

(4) Trump will look good for capturing the Syrian dictator, Russia will appear angry but still loyal and then everyone will make up.

(5) While this is occurring the demand to continue the investigation in Russian’s interference in the election will fall by the waste line.

(6) Putin then will meet with Trump in the U.S where Putin will announce his engagement to Tiffany Trump.

I told you it was going to be a conspiracy.

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