Stressed!

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You think your day was stressful well buddy you have no idea.  From the moment I awake to the moment I try to get some shut eye stress pounds on my heart. I have to worry where you’re going and worry when you will get home. Every noise during that time could be you coming home earlier or an intruder trying to take us away.  It’s not just the stress of worrying about you but whether I’m worthy of a Scooby Snack. Yes I know I can sit and roll over but sometimes it appears you just don’t care or have something else on your mine.  You can relax when that “machine” goes off but I have to worry because it’s my job to protect you from it or run away very quickly.  So enjoy another stress less day I’ll continue to worry for you and while you’re at it can you bring me an extra bone.

Fast Food SLOW

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While many food critics will slam the new entries on the fast food menu they don’t realize the slow methodical way these items are brought out.  These restaurants spend incredible amounts of time and monies to produce such products with market research, food analysts, marketing, and distribution concerns all in the equation. A perfect example is the new items introduced to the “White Castle” menu (see review below).  White Castle needed to continue to compete in the marketplace and these new entries show that it does.

veggie slider   VEGGIE SLIDERS – Wow White Castle has produced a product that taste great once! These sliders come in a 3 sauces Honey Mustard, Thai and Sweet and Sour yet there good enough to stand alone. The only major unhealthy ingredient is the White Flour roll it’s enclosed in. They say there only available for a limited time but I’m sure if we keep eating them they’ll keep producing them.

Image result for white castle waffle sandwich WAFFLE SANDWICH- Might be my dream sandwich after all but if I eat too many of them it could turn to a nightmare.  The taste is amazing but I’m actually glad they put Bacon on mine because then I only tasted the parts without it.  Therefore my calorie and fat account fell drastically.  These were some of the best waffles I’ve had in a while and the chicken was so crispy.  Dreams can come true but this one should be an occasional  dream and for me the next time is without the Bacon but add a hungry friend instead.

The Truth

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Many people today argue that faith isn’t for them but there is one truth that we all should hold  true “Love thy fellow as thyself”.  If this biblical truth rang in everyone’s heart the world would truly move to salvation.  There would be no acts of murder, theft, envy or even cruelty to each other. Yet how about if thy person didn’t truly love thyself, that is where the other sections of the Bible/Torah come in.  For if someone understands the faith they would understand how much G-D loves them and in return bring that love to others and themselves.

Balance Beam of Life

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Sometimes it appears that you are on a balance beam and one small slip will make you tumble to the ground.  If you move to fast you’ll trip and fall but if you move to slow then you’ll never get to the end.   This balance bear appears difficult to weave through at times because you don’t want someone to push you off from the other side, so you have to know when to attack and when to walk around.  There are also spots that appear slippery so you must be aware of all the circumstances that surround  you.  Just when you feel like you’re at the end a new beam appears and the challenge starts all over again.

DREAMS OF PARADISE APP

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Imagine controlling your dreams so that your shut eye is truly peaceful, that is the goal of DREAMS OF PARADISE APP.  Just press this App before shut eye and within an hour light peaceful sounds (that you choose) will lead your mind into the dreams of paradise.  You can choose the sound of the beach water coming ashore,  money changing hands or even a more seductive voice that will help uplift that night spirit.  Isn’t it time you had a say in your dreams “DREAMS OF PARADISE APP” gives you that and the experience of a nighttime.

Last word….

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You’re having a heated discussion that is taking away from your work but you want that last word then maybe it should be sorry.  It doesn’t mean that your point is wrong it could just mean that you’re sorry that the discussion had to become so heated or that the words you spoken caused such trauma for the other person.  You could be sorry that this discussion took away from the important other work that you were going to do or sorry that is caused a raucous with those around you.  Yet no matter what that last word is a closer and you’ll be better off for saying it.

This word was inspired by a sermon heard by Joel Olsteen.

Too Smart Phone

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Yesterday when I was trying to call one number another number was dialed instead. The truth is I probably should have called the number my “Smart Phone” decided to dial first but how did it know?  What would happen if it decided when I should call certain people and when I shouldn’t or cut off a call that was getting a bit too hostile?  How about if it continued to make me call someone until I apologized to that person?  If my “Smart Phone” became too smart would I become stupid?  Could a phone lead me to salvation or hell by leading/calling those that it made me call and/or cutting them off? Would the cell phone be blamed or would it by my fault for buying the “newest model”?   All  I know is it started last night and what happens next is up to my phone.

Parent App

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Whether you’re a parent looking to make sure your child is doing the right thing or the child who needs a helpful reminder “PARENT APP” is the only App to have.  Just program in your child’s number and this APP will keep track up him/her, remind them about important health concerns (Vitamins, eating a proper meal), send them reminders about important events (birthdays, anniversaries, doctor visits), send you today’s funny joke, remind you about the weather outlook,  and offer inspiring messages that help them get through the day with a positive outlook.  “PARENT APP” an app that allows the best of being a parent to come through even when you can’t be there.

Who runs for President?

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How does someone decide that they are the right person to run for the Presidency? There are 100 Senators, 50 Governors, thousands of doctors, and hundreds of thousands if not a million business people, but only a handful of the above will actually seek the highest office in the land. What makes these people stand out above their crowds?  Is it their unique ability to lead or their ability to appear to lead?  Does there policy decisions appear bold or boldly put them in the spotlight?  Do they have an extra ability to care for others or have others found a way to care for them, without them even knowing? The truth is it isn’t one trait that puts them in this category but a combination that makes them stand alone here (below) are a few of the key traits.

(1) EGO- These individuals must believe they have a unique quality to rise above the others in their categories.

(2) ORATORS – They must have the gift of gab and convince others that this is so as well.

(3) IMAGE- Their look must be similar in someway to the common person but also unique enough to be seen through the crowd.

(4) MONIES- Those with means or those that have friends with means must believe these individuals are uniquely qualified for this position.

(5) POSITIONS- They must take a side on some issues to make sure those organizations that support those views will support them.

How can people…

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stealing

I’ve often wondered what goes in the mindset of someone who steals from their own workplace.  Stealing itself can only be justified when it is in an act against an evil regime such as the Nazi’s so how can someone justify stealing from the place they work at? Don’t they understand that their petty act not only can get them fired and lose all their other benefits (medical, pension, reputation etc) but hurts the entire culture of that work place?  Where everybody has to look over their shoulder as suspicion runs rampant and monies drained from benefits are put into extra security measures. If they feel the work environment is wrong then shouldn’t they seek employment  else where instead of hurt the employment of all those working there?   These individuals who steal might believe they are stealing from “the man” but their acts truly hurt us all as they destroy a work environment based on trust and working together.

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