You think your day was stressful well buddy you have no idea. From the moment I awake to the moment I try to get some shut eye stress pounds on my heart. I have to worry where you’re going and worry when you will get home. Every noise during that time could be you coming home earlier or an intruder trying to take us away. It’s not just the stress of worrying about you but whether I’m worthy of a Scooby Snack. Yes I know I can sit and roll over but sometimes it appears you just don’t care or have something else on your mine. You can relax when that “machine” goes off but I have to worry because it’s my job to protect you from it or run away very quickly. So enjoy another stress less day I’ll continue to worry for you and while you’re at it can you bring me an extra bone.