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THAT WOULD BE ME AS A WOMAN.

I’m making a confession for the whole world to see “I love food shopping”.  Wow that was a relief to get that off my chest! I love it so much that I’m willing to skip a Saturday night plan just to find the latest flavor that will hit the Supermarket Aisles. Whether its’ the new brand of Oreo’s (can you belief they now have cookie and creme flavor for a limited time) or the newest fruit (I just tried bloody oranges); I just can’t wait to walk down that aisle.

The truth is food shopping is one of my great escapes where I discover a need world with a different flavor.  I guess I would be the perfect house husband if only I liked to clean and fold the laundry. Come to think of it the laundry isn’t so bad especially when you find that missing pair of socks. So the next time you don’t feel like going to Stop and Shop to pick up the milk give me a call and I’ll help but just note I’ll have to buy the newest variety of Oreo’s with that milk.

I’m trying to plan a family get away for a few days but the more I think the more confused I get.  It started simple with a plan for an inclusive trip but then all the variable starting hitting me.

1) Should we go back to a place we had a great time at or should we say life’s too short and go somewhere different?

2) Do we want a peaceful trip or do we want a trip with crazy activities all day?

3) Do we want to save monies of do we want to go all out and be treated 1st class?

It’s so confusing I think I’ll stay home and just watch the travel channel.

What do you do when you meet an old friend at a public restroom? It’s not a good place to shake hands especially when you don’t know if your friend has accomplished his (in my case) goal. It’s also an awkward place to start a conversation especially when the start of the conversation might be something your senior citizens might speak about.  Well at least it was efficient.

This might not be a great achievement for you but for a man who has just read the instructions on how to install a light bulb trust me it sure is.  Okay I’ve exaggerated a bit I have installed a light bulb (with the half of a 1/2 dozen friends) but a toilet now that’s a challenge. Yes, I’ve familiar with a devise called a plunger but a closet auger that’s a whole new animal.  I don’t want to get to much into the details because I know some of you are just finishing breakfast and your not on the “Carpenter diet” (bad joke) but let’s just say I got what I came for.  I feel so confident from this experience that I’ve decided to build a house…. a Gingerbread house.

NO YOU CAN’T SAY THE DOG ATE IT!

Here is the perfect excuse for forgetting your Valentines gift. It gives that forgetfulness a certain form of legitimize that you might not normal get. Too bad the person who authorized it is a guy.

Click to find your excuse

I’m glad you’re excited about it but will you actually show? I didn’t think so.  The good news is when you work out early you don’t have to worry about waiting in line for the machines the bad news is you don’t want to really use them.  I know that once I get going I’ll feel great but how to get going is the question? I guess I’ll just sleep on it and if I  dream about working out maybe that will be the key.  If only dreams came true.

Great first I have to worry about the quantity of  sleep I get now I have to worry about the quality of sleep I have.  This is just too much for a Type A person like me.  The next thing they’ll tell me is to eat slow …. oh I forgot that one. At least I don’t smoke…. yet.

Why quality of sleep matters.