Am I stupid?

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, funny, Uncategorized - No Comments

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IT HURTS MY HEAD

I don’t have a clue how to read my Electrical or Water bill.  I graduated Cum Laude at Bryant University but still can’t through the first page of any of these bills. I feel like I need an engineering degree just to even come to some conclusion. After studying these bills for hours upon hours (sounds good) I came to some profound thoughts. Are you ready…. “They are way to high”.  I could either stop drinking water, stink, or become Amish (they don’t use electricity).  I guess I’ll just cut back on puppy bones don’t tell my puppy.

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