Yesterday I felt like a celebrity at least as it comes to the TSA. For some reason the TSA didn’t require me to get half naked to board a plane. I could actually walk through a standard security system without them seeing me naked and with my shoes and hat on. What was going on did they know I was about to play in the Super Bowl (in my head) or that they nominated my film “All Screwed Up” for the Oscarrss (It’s a new award) maybe it was just that my socks were dirty. They told me that this was only a sample test they were running but I think they might know something big is about to happen in my life and the hundred other people that got this special treatment.