Monthly Archives September 2015

Worst at

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last place

I believe that G-D has given us all the ability to be best at one skill for at least a certain period of time but also given us less of an ability so we are the worst at certain skills as well.  It is hard enough to find this great talent let alone what we are truly lacking. For me I would believe one of my worst skills is memorizing people’s names but I’m sure there is someone who doesn’t remember as well or even better.  Knowing what we are lacking helps us try to improve on those area’s or cover them …”Buddy”.   The truth is if we are going to fight to come in 2nd to last we might as well finish as the proud snail and come in last.  For being the “worst” at something makes you stand out as well even  if it’s way in the back.

Funny Monkey’s

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If you love Monkey’s you’ll love this video. Please note Monkey’s have not gone to any comedic school

“World Renewed Certified”

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World renewed 2 Select Committee Award Show

The “World Renewed Select Committee” has chosen You’re business, blog and/or individual talent as the GREATEST …. IN THE WORLD!!!! This “select committee” would be made up of elite talent that would visit business and individuals who believe they have a special talent that deserves to be recognized. If this committee determines that this is the case you will be awarded a certificate as unique as a Diamond stating your talent to the world.  Marketing literature, posters, shirts and other items stating your unique talent with the official “World Select Committee” label will be available (for an additional fee) as well.  You will also be invited to attend the “Award Show” recognizing your talent and other talents in your area.   Whether you make the greatest “Scrambled Eggs” or the finest “hand writing” your skills or your business skills should be recognized as such and the award should go to “YOU”!

Basic Judaism- Religious Services

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boredom

For many going to religious services can bore the baby out of us.  It is not that we lack the faith it is just for some  the faith service has become to be so long and predictable. Basic Judaism believes there is an important role that tradition must play but that faith can also find a more unique path. At a Basic Judaism service the tradition will continue but other’s who aren’t as focused on that form of prayer can come to a later or early service that is shorter, allows for individual discussion/prayer, and has a unique perspective to it without losing the basic elements of the faith. This way everyone can find their unique or traditional way to find G-D and share the moments together.

Quarter Lottery = monies for you and your government

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Lottery Winner

You’ve just gone to your local convenience store and are left with a bunch of change that keeps piling up how about playing the Lottery instead?  With a quarter lottery ticket you can and although you’re hands won’t be full as this lady above and extra $5.o0 to $10.00 wouldn’t hurt. It probably will even entice you to put the monies down on a higher lottery ticket. That is the goal of the  .25 lottery ticket for it might initially appear to be a governmental loss because it possibly can cost more money to produce then the reward coming in to the governmental bureaucracy  but when people win even a few dollars they’re more likely to play it again at a higher stake.  This way a few more will end up like the lady above and many more will contribute to the lottery fund.

Hardware + Haircut & Hotdog

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waiting at the barbershop

Shouldn’t your stay at the barbershop be more productive with  HARDWARE + HAIRCUTS & HOT DOGS it will!  For as you are waiting upstairs you can input the hardware items you need downstairs with our simple IPOD and when your haircut is done you can leave looking beautiful and productive with the hardware items you need as well. We’ll even throw in a hot dog with the stay.  Simply put HARDWARE + HAIRCUTS & HOT DOGS = gives you look you need and items you need to keep you day moving forward while you’re sitting still.

Double Face

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Double faced

In life we will meet many people but it is the angle we see them in that decides our true perception of them.  When we see them in the light it might be difficult to see the dark side and when the lights are dim their appearance they may never get the light they deserve. Many innocent people such as Richard Jewell’s who was falsely accused of planting a bomb in the Atlantic Olympic games will never get their reputation back while individuals such as  Leone Helmsley will receive the full penalty for a small crime because they are disliked.  Do we have the ability to add light to those that have always appeared in the dark and darken the screen for those that have appeared in the bright without changing our perception of the world as a whole?  Can justice be truly blind in our eyes when are perceptions are based on the day and night an individual projects in our world.

She’s Perfect but….

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beautiful 2  average woman

She laughed at all my jokes even when they weren’t funny, was a great listener, who had a mystique that drew me closer and closer until the looks that killed revealed that one mark.  Here was a 10 in almost anyone’s book but that small discretion kept getting larger and larger.  It was hidden from the world and so small most would have to look through a microscope to see it  but it appeared to get bigger and bigger as if the Blob was taking over her entire persona.   Her smile had that mark, her laugh left that mark on me until it became apparent I had to leave.

I decided instead to be with someone who had the imperfect laugh, body and smile for there were so many imperfections that when I saw that beauty mark it stood out. So today when she has that imperfect look or remark all I see is that small beauty mark and it makes her a 10 in my eyes. Strange but not true.

Yom Kippur + Equinox = Deal with G-D

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contract

Since it’s Yom Kippur (the holiest day in the Jewish Calendar) and since it’s the Equinox (a time when all parts of the earth’s surface experience the same amount of daytime and nighttime)  I’ve decided to make a deal with G-D who is always listening. I’ve decided that I will buy and put on Tefillin  (a religious item worn by the more traditional during religious observance) if G-D is to give me the following signs (below) before my 50th birthday.  Tefillin are not an inexpensive item to have and require a commitment to learn how to “properly wear them” but if that is what G-D shows me he wants to do through these signs then who am I to argue.  Today those signs will consist of non-business items tomorrow I will ad those items as well to the list.

(1) 1,000 or more hits to my blog for any one day it is published between now and my Birthday.

(2) My son or daughter is dating a nice Jewish boy (daughter) girl (son) and actually tells me.

(3) The President decides the Nuclear deal with Iran isn’t working and renews the sanctions back on this country.

(4) The Met’s beat the Yankee’s in the World Series.

(5)  I work directly with a candidate that is running for President on a bi-weekly basis.

(6) One of my supplier distributes a product I found at the INPEX show and takes in or sells a 1000 units of it.

(7) ASU gets new distribution which doubles the revenue I’ve received so far.

(8) I win a lottery for over $10,000

(9) A named Director or Actor agrees to put their name behind one of my script

(10) One of the stocks owned is taken over a larger company for a nice profit.

(11) My dog learns to say a few words in English.

(12) Tim Teebow starts for 2 NFL games.

(13) I grow 2 inches.

 

 

NY Jets vs Indianapolis Colts- can you say J-E-T-S – Jets, Jets, Jets

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NY Jets Vs Indianapolis Colts

To be honest in recent years I have become a fair weather fan of the NY Jets for the way they have treated some of their players (Pennington, Teebow) but this year it appears the weather looks very sunny.  It appears that the Jets truly have a team I can cheer for with a more cohesion then in years, led by an awesome quarterback who can throw a missile or a book , Mr. Fitzpatrick. Mr. Fitzpatrick and the rest of Jets team showed what they can do as the dominated the Indianapolis Colt in a 20-7 rout.  The times are changing back again and the letters are slipping out of my mouth as in years past – J-E-T-S let’s go Jets. 

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