Yom Kippur + Equinox = Deal with G-D

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Since it’s Yom Kippur (the holiest day in the Jewish Calendar) and since it’s the Equinox (a time when all parts of the earth’s surface experience the same amount of daytime and nighttime)  I’ve decided to make a deal with G-D who is always listening. I’ve decided that I will buy and put on Tefillin  (a religious item worn by the more traditional during religious observance) if G-D is to give me the following signs (below) before my 50th birthday.  Tefillin are not an inexpensive item to have and require a commitment to learn how to “properly wear them” but if that is what G-D shows me he wants to do through these signs then who am I to argue.  Today those signs will consist of non-business items tomorrow I will ad those items as well to the list.

(1) 1,000 or more hits to my blog for any one day it is published between now and my Birthday.

(2) My son or daughter is dating a nice Jewish boy (daughter) girl (son) and actually tells me.

(3) The President decides the Nuclear deal with Iran isn’t working and renews the sanctions back on this country.

(4) The Met’s beat the Yankee’s in the World Series.

(5)  I work directly with a candidate that is running for President on a bi-weekly basis.

(6) One of my supplier distributes a product I found at the INPEX show and takes in or sells a 1000 units of it.

(7) ASU gets new distribution which doubles the revenue I’ve received so far.

(8) I win a lottery for over $10,000

(9) A named Director or Actor agrees to put their name behind one of my script

(10) One of the stocks owned is taken over a larger company for a nice profit.

(11) My dog learns to say a few words in English.

(12) Tim Teebow starts for 2 NFL games.

(13) I grow 2 inches.

 

 

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