Clones Wanted

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If you had your  own personal clone and could tell him/her to take on certain roles  and/or perform certain tasks WHAT WOULD THEY BE? Would you have them perform menial tasks like taking out the garbage and cleaning the dishes or would you have them take on boring but important tasks like go to board meeting and stay for overtime?  I could see myself have my clone perform some of these tedious tasks so I could spend more time with my creative side  but then I’d probably feel a bit guilty (hopefully not that guilty) and switch roles with him every once in awhile.  For example right now my clone would go to work and I would  make this blog post the greatest post ever (or at least  at  6:30AM 12/19/14) but until then you’ll just have to settle for this blog post on the run.  CLONES WANTED HIRING NOW!

Biblical change

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I’ve read the Bible/Torah probably a hundred times but this weeks Parsha reading has sparked a new change in my life.  Throughout the story of Joseph dreams play a pivotal role in the way G-D speaks to his children maybe it’s because this is the one time he has our undivided attention without the confusion of the secular world. Therefore from this day on I will try to add to my prayers  to ask G-D that my dream(s) be filled with some divine message from him and that I have the ability to listen and deceiver such a dream should it occur.  That I will hear and see the thunder and lightning before a storm awaits or the sun soon appears.

Not Human

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Sometimes I have to remind myself that she’s not human. Yes, she has those eyes that appear to share my emotions but that doesn’t make her human.  Here are a few reasons (below) that I know she’s not a homo sapien.

(1) Her kisses are licks. Come to think of it I think I might have seen this form of affection in a flick or two.

(2) She eats some really disgusting items. Wait, isn’t there a video of two girls and a spoon?

(3) Close appear truly to be an option. There are plenty of nudist camps around.

(4) It appears that she isn’t looking for work and can hang out for hours.  Maybe she’s been getting high on the side?

(5) She loves hanging out with me for hours upon end and wants nothing in return. SHE’S DEFINETLY A DOG

 

No Theatrical Release

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EMPTY MOVIE THEATRE

I see a day in the near future where many big film release will not be theatrical releases but pay per view.  This will occur because it will reduce the costs in distributing a film and in turn be more profitable. For example a new release for a horror movie by Wes Craven  on October 31st  pay per view one night only exclusive or “Chic Flicks” released on pay per view during Valentines weekend you can cuddle up at home.  Here are several reasons I believe the big studio’s might go in this direction.

(1) SECURITY- Studio’s won’t have to worry pirated versions of the film are being made as the film is shipped to different locations. This also will prevent incidents which occurred with the “Black Night” and “The Interview” from occurring.

(2) LOWER COSTS- Shipping a film to different locations an bargaining those rights to various movie chains can get expensive.

(3) HIGHER PROFIT- These studio’s can make these pay per view releases a viewing party where they sell merchandise before the viewing.

 

A day I fear we will regret

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castro laughingthe interview

Today the decision by Sony to cancel the premiere of “The Interview” because of terrorist threats and  President Obama opening the door to a rogue nation without preconditions may set us for disaster in the future. G-D knows I pray that I’m wrong but when a shark smells blood it is more likely to attack and today our country had two open wounds.   The United States government should have instead done what it needed to protect the interest of private citizens from terrorist attacks and not open the door to Cuba until they showed various steps to normalization with the U.S. Instead we had the worst timing possible as we  capitulated to terrorism threats while the administration played the weakest hand possible in dealing with Cuba.   Evil reads weakness and I fear will act toward our weakness.

Positive Regulations

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HACKED

If you know me you general won’t see these two words positive and regulation in the same sentence but there are exemptions. Usually I prefer incentives for businesses to do the right thing but when it comes to our national security and the rights of an individual then government might have such a limited right to get involved.  Here are two examples where I believe the government should act. FOR THOSE THAT OBJECT PLEASE PROVIDE AN ALTERNATE REMEDY.

(1) GAS NATIONAL SECURITY ACT– Our country must not be dependent on oil from the Mideast to survive and currently members of OPEC are trying to destroy this industry in our own land. Therefore the government must purchase and store gas from the foreign markets to insure our industries don’t go bankrupt. By buying the supply it will regulate the price so our companies can still survive and our government can release that oil should OPEC try to raise prices excessively in the future.

(2) EMAIL PRIVACY ACT– Individual citizens should expect a certain degree of privacy when they send private text, emails or other ways to communicate. Therefore the press should be forbidden to report on such emails or other ways to communicate without the consent of at least one of the parties.

Jeb Bush Review

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Jeb Bush is not my first choice for the 2016 Republican Presidential Nomination a matter of fact he’s probably not in the top five but that doesn’t mean I can’t look at his candidacy objectively. I’ve listed (below) what I consider the most positive aspects and negative aspects of his run do you concur. Who know maybe by being objective and discovering who else is running he might move further up the ladder or fall further down but at least this is a start.

POSITIVE

1. Can raise monies needed for campaign.

2. Has experience as a successful governor.

3. Is not afraid to take an unpopular decision.

4.  Is considered intellectual and is a fine speaker.

5. Has experience running for office.

NEGATIVE

1. People might be tired of the Bush name in Presidential Politics.

2. Is in favor of “Common Core”

3. He is one of the favorites of the established and/or moderate wings of the party.

4. Doesn’t provoke the excitement of the grassroots of the party.

5. Keeps the party as the old party with no new types of faces in the mix.

Change your identity

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It is important not to spend all your time in one group/world otherwise if (G-D forbid) that group falls apart or your are let go you will lose your entire identity. For example it might appear important for you to take a political stance but it’s also important to make an entertainment stance. It’s important to have time with the family but it’s also important to have time with friends empty nesters await. Here are some of the different identities I have.

(1) BUSINESS MAN- This probably consumes the largest part of my life

(2) FAMILY MAN- A close 2nd depending on number 1’s schedule.

(3) ENTERTAINMENT/POLITICAL- I think I spend an equal amount of time on these parts of my identity but it depends on when their is a movie premier or political election coming up.

(4) PHYSICAL WORLD- I should spend more time in this world but my lazy sleepy world takes over. I’m going to the gym today… I think

(5) FRIENDS WORLD- I’m not sure if I truly spend enough time in this world although I’m always there for my good friends.

(6) FAITH- This is the world that underlies all the worlds above and is truly the key to my existance.

Mathmaker for Married

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A Bud Rebel for your car

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It’s a long lonely drive, “Bud Rebel” to the rescue. Your children are fighting in the back as you attempt to stay focused on the road, it’s time for “Bud Rebel”.  “Bud Rebel” is an artificial intelligence system that works with your voice to help make your drive and life more productive and enjoyable. Here are some of the features it has

(1) Finds out all your particular likes, stores them and helps locate them upon your desire. (favorite music, restaurants, comedian, games, nightclubs, movies etc)

(2) Keeps you updated with all traffic and weather alerts and provides you with short cuts should they come up.

(3) Provides you with smart games like charades that you can play with your friends and families during those long rides.

(4) Monitors your head movements to determine if you’re getting a bit too tired and perks up the trip.

(5) Add new fragrances and controls the temperature to your liking.

(6) Helps you keep your long and short term plans on task and stores those special ideas that pop in your head.

(7) Provides you with the best places to shop for the items  you might be looking for.

(8) Stays alert and focused when you want and goes to sleep when you want your privacy.

(9) Helps monitor and record conversations in case there’s a dispute between parties. If so selected and is commanded to only tell the truth.

(10) Provides up to date and accurate information on the maintenance needs of your car.

Finally all this done by the most sophisticated voice command. Isn’t it time that you had a true Bud in the car that would let you Rebel when you desired as well?

Future models include Automatic Driver which enable “Bud Rebel” to drive the car when you need a little shut eye or when you’ve done something you shouldn’t have.

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