Sometimes I have to remind myself that she’s not human. Yes, she has those eyes that appear to share my emotions but that doesn’t make her human. Here are a few reasons (below) that I know she’s not a homo sapien.
(1) Her kisses are licks. Come to think of it I think I might have seen this form of affection in a flick or two.
(2) She eats some really disgusting items. Wait, isn’t there a video of two girls and a spoon?
(3) Close appear truly to be an option. There are plenty of nudist camps around.
(4) It appears that she isn’t looking for work and can hang out for hours. Maybe she’s been getting high on the side?
(5) She loves hanging out with me for hours upon end and wants nothing in return. SHE’S DEFINETLY A DOG