It was supposed to be a regular coke but you drank your loved one (not sure now) diet something. Drink surprises surely can wake you up and leave you wondering “Why”? How could someone drink this vile mixture of liquid? Your mind, body and even your soul were ready for this heavenly drink and instead took a detour right to hell. Don’t worry heaven was found right next to hell but the experience might leave you feeling fearful for drinks to come.
There’s moments during the day that I must appear to be an Vampire. It’s when the papers of my mind are swamped with problems to solve that I don’t want to hear or see another individual let alone talk to them. I fear at such moments that the animal inside will come out and bite those around them leaving a mark that will endure long past the attack. I understand that I’m an opposite vampire where I attack in the day and rest at night. During those moments I hide behind my computer and put on that plaster smile as I excuse myself from the other parts of life around me. I hate to think this occurs to me but the transformation does occur even if I appear so nice and easy going at the beginning of the day the bite of life’s pressure(s) take over and my vampire side of me appears out of know where. So if you encounter me during those moments please excuse my behavior it will go away once the sunsets and I soothe back into my coffin.
Even Jerry Seinfeld hears this occasionally from his daughter “that’s not funny”. There is no more tougher critic then your own daughter who has seen your repertoire before and finds it tiresome even if it’s new material. The whole crowd could be roaring with laughter but until you get a smile or G-D willing a chuckle from your daughter “you’re not funny”. Yet when that laughter begins there is no stopping the warm feelings between daughter and father because after 13 years old it is truly a piece of live hair found on Donald Trumps head. I know it’s not funny.
It’s your day off and you’re allowing the alarm to wake you up, it’s just not right. Yes of course you have to complete some important task for your family or loved one that you’re not feeling so much love for as you hear ughhhhhh! Why today why not any other day but once you smell the morning area and get the day going you’re ready…. to fall back asleep.
A TYPE OF SEINFELD THOUGHT… YOU THINK
Have you ever said Hello to one person and the wrong person responded? It’s not you would not have said Hello to this individual but they weren’t in your mind sight. Now your forced to continue this conversation or appear rude but aren’t sure where you’re going because your signals are all crossed. To make matters worse now the person you meant to say “Hi” to finally responds. It’s enough to put your hands on your head and just say goodbye quickly.
Charlie Sheen is being investigated for a possible criminal act but no matter what the crime the man is literally insane. If you even have an ounce of doubt I ask you to look at the pictures above and note, surely any 1/2 sane male would have been satisfied with having these beauties in your life but when your sick this isn’t enough. Therefore I ask that the court confine Mr. Sheen in a mental health facility until he can understand the error of his previous ways and regain some sense of his senses especially eyesight.
I want Ted Cruz to be the next President of the United States for many reasons including his strong consistent conservative record, the depth he takes with issues, the oratory skills he can utilize to persuade an audience but the least important reason is he’s BIGGER. I’m not speaking about the male anatomy that comes to some peoples’ mind for I have no ideas on this issue but an area that is well recognized wherever he might go. It would feel good to have someone in the White House that not only brings an Hispanic background to the White House but someone that smells a bit differently as well. Of course I’m talking about his nose and for those that have said he doesn’t understand the Jewish point of view I believe it is at the tip of his nose which I can say because I’m Jewish and have his nose type. It will be good to have someone in the White House who shows the world that you don’t have to be Italian or Jewish to have this size schnoz and that even those with larger beaks can today make it to the highest office of the land.
What is the lady thinking about as she stands by the Nebraska License Plate. She does have a smirk on her face so draw your own conclusions. I wonder if the design was formulated by Playgirl magazine or Donald Trumps saying “Huge”. Anyway it appears that the Prisoners will not have time to watch Cops because this license plate is going to be redesigned. I’m sorry my mind was on the gutter but it wasn’t my fault I looked straight ahead and this is what I saw.
In an unprecedented move the motion picture authority has Banned “Ted 2” saying “the movie has no justification being a sequel to Ted”. The Motion Picture Authority has used article section 2BAD to condemn this film saying sequels must have some relevance to the quality of the original film to be allowed in the marketplace. “The public should not see this obscenity of art” said the President of the Motion Picture Authority. No planned protests are expected.
I refuse to write and that’s it! Don’t you see I checked off the box for you just in case you need a picture! I don’t feel like it is that okay? I’m also holding my breath andnot talking to you. Don’t tell me what you’re seeing I’m telling you something! …. Oh, well this is my last sentence I’m writing. I’m sorry if it gets you mad I just am not writing …. or am I?