Ted Cruz BIGGER

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, funny - No Comments

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I want Ted Cruz to be the next President of the United States for many reasons including his strong consistent conservative record, the depth he takes with issues, the oratory skills he can utilize to persuade an audience but the least important reason is he’s BIGGER.  I’m not speaking about the male anatomy that comes to some peoples’ mind for I have no ideas on this issue but an area that is well recognized wherever he might go.  It would feel good to have someone in the White House that not only brings an Hispanic background to the White House but someone that smells a bit differently as well. Of course I’m talking about his nose and for those that have said he doesn’t understand the Jewish point of view I believe it is at the tip of his nose which I can say because I’m Jewish and have his nose type.  It will be good to have someone in the White House who shows the world that you don’t have to be Italian or Jewish to have this size schnoz and that even those with larger beaks can today make it to the highest office of the land.

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