The good news is I get a hundred responses to this blog everyday and they’re usually very positive. Maybe I should let this satisfy me but some thing makes me a bit suspicious maybe it’s because they all sound EXACTLY THE SAME. Yes I know sometimes people can think alike BUT EVERY WORD. I work in the inner city so I’m sorta street wise (although I hide inside). I guess it’s nice that they come from different people but I’m wondering how many lovers of Uggs there are. UGG’S really loves me and I don’t even own a pair. Anyway keep the spam coming and I’ll keep the delete button armed and ready. Maybe I’m being a bit suspicious. Maybe they have already cloned people and they all have decided to go to my blog.
The Funniest show is ……
After careful evaluation on the laugh meter (me and my daughter) we have determined that “New Girl” is the funniest show on television. The timing is perfect, the jokes are hysterical, and it’s quick pace allows you to be hit by jokes on a minute by minute basis (it actually hurts after awhile) . Not to mention that Zooey Deschanel is just too cute. The show is funny from the opening to the closing credits. If you disagree (at least with the last episode) then you’re insane and need to go to a hospital immediately. It’s possible that the “New Girl” might become an “Old Girl” like the ” The Big Bang” has become the “The Big Bust” this year, but for now the New Girl tops the laugh meter.
A logical meat eater
I love animals and I love to eat certain ones. I understand that my friends from PETA feel that the second part of my sentence might appear cruel but I ask them to be realistic. If tomorrow I stopped eating meat would my grocer stop selling hamburgers? Would KFC stop serving chicken? Yes I know it’s a statement but have you ever eaten a really good hamburger?
The truth is I feel that in a sense of I’m honoring these animals lives (especially when I add some garlic) so that their death is not put in vain but giving life and joy to others. They have already died and if I didn’t buy them someone else would who might not know how to cook. That would be wrong… right? Should I just let a chicken corpse go to waste? Should I have a funeral for that chicken when none of their chicken friends could attend? No I believe they would want me to eat them. So as long as my butcher provides I will cook. Please not my PETA friends that I take a monthly vegetarian day especially when there no meat specials in the supermarket.
Hello, Hi is even controversial.
Saying Hello can be quite controversial in today’s world. Not only due you have to worry about cultural views on how to introduce yourself but now you have to worry about sexual innuendos that this introduction can bring. Here are a few controversies (below) you may have not even considered.
(1) In Europe it’s customary for people of the same sex to kiss each others cheek to say hello but if you follow this custom will someone get the wrong idea?
(2) Traditional Jewish woman will not shake the hand of someone from the opposite sex but how about someone who is dressed in that fashion but not traditional? Could you appear arrogant by not shaking their hand?
(3) Some people have a loud and enthusiastic Hello while others are more low keyed. If you’re the low keyed person do you come across as being someone who doesn’t care? If you’re over enthusiastic do you appear over anxious?
(4) The hello handshake can appear to strong and intimidate the person you’re greeting or be to weak and make you appear as someone who can be stepped on.
(5) Hugging someone can be too much or can be what they expected. Let’s not forget point 1 which adds to the confusion.
(6) Those of “royalty” expect you not to touch them when greeting them and might even expect a bow but how do you know if someone comes from that background.
(7) Many people of orient descent bow to each other upon greeting but would be a person born in America find it offensive if you bowed to them.
Let’s not forget people in the inner-city, and down south, who should say hi first and… Maybe we should all just wear permanent hello stickers. If you think this topic is confusing wait till I discuss “Goodbye’s”
Am I getting old or just being practical?
Tonight I had tickets to the Bryant University game with all the fanfare at MSG and didn’t go because of this Snow Storm. I remember like it was yesterday driving with my buddies during a blizzard just to get to a bar over 40 miles away. When I finally got there the bar was closed and I was stopped by the police because I forgot to turn on my lights. It was a waste of time but still a hell of a lot of fun for guys searching for some adventure. Now a days I sit and write this blog for fun. What has my life become? How can I blow $190 for these tickets and dinner because I was worried about the “conditions”. To make matters worse I’m justifying my behavior by saying “It’s not my driving skills but the guy/gal next to me” or “The monies I spent will be donated to my Alma Mater”. What am I talking about I’m missing a great (probably lousy) game, but at least I’d be there! That’s it I’m going out… at least to pick up Chinese food and even a movie … at Redbox.
When your plans turn to SNOW
It’s amazing how even the most careful plans can suddenly change all from one 4 letter word that I hate to repeat, “SNOW”. It takes the bravest of souls to battle this monster called Snow especially when millions of it’s flaky (no anti-gay slur) friends join them. Then if there other 4 letter friend joins them (WIND) you can just forget about it. This combination brings to mind many other 4 letter words are used as it is occurring (especially if you parked outside).
Yet I’ve learned to respect these words because they have the force of thousand of Rabbi’s as they force millions to observe the Sabbath. It also is a time when families and friends are forced to spend time together drinking Hot Chocolate, sitting by the fire place and even making a snowman. Come to think of it bring on the snow just please wait till I don’t have plans.
It’s hysterical
This horse was suffering from depression until he saw this link.
WARNING- If you don’t laugh at this link you may be dead
How Santa Clause could exist today
WARNING THIS COLUMN IS NOT FOR THOSE THAT BELIEF IN SANTA CLAUSE OR OBAMACARE
How would Santa Clause exist if he actually lived today? I know this is as deep as “What does the Fox Say” but someone has to answer these questions and I believe that I’m just this person because I never believed in Santa Clause. PLEASE SHARE AND ADD YOUR COMMENTS.
1. 11/30 would be the cut off date to determine if your naughty or nice.
2. Santa Clause would work with the NSA to truly determine who is naughty or nice.
3. There would have to reindeer stationed at various locations otherwise Santa would be charged with animal abuse.
4. Fed Ex and UPS would deliver most of the presents
5. He would have to go to gym on a regular basis to be ready for this strenuous day.
6 There would be Santa body guards when he went to bad neighborhoods
7. PETA would be monitoring the treatment of the reindeer.
8. Santa’s Sled would be “Nascared” with hundreds of corporate sponsors fighting for a space.
PLEASE ADD YOUR IDEAS
Phonies attract phonies
He has the looks but would you really trust him to put out a fire.
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