WARNING THIS COLUMN IS NOT FOR THOSE THAT BELIEF IN SANTA CLAUSE OR OBAMACARE
How would Santa Clause exist if he actually lived today? I know this is as deep as “What does the Fox Say” but someone has to answer these questions and I believe that I’m just this person because I never believed in Santa Clause. PLEASE SHARE AND ADD YOUR COMMENTS.
1. 11/30 would be the cut off date to determine if your naughty or nice.
2. Santa Clause would work with the NSA to truly determine who is naughty or nice.
3. There would have to reindeer stationed at various locations otherwise Santa would be charged with animal abuse.
4. Fed Ex and UPS would deliver most of the presents
5. He would have to go to gym on a regular basis to be ready for this strenuous day.
6 There would be Santa body guards when he went to bad neighborhoods
7. PETA would be monitoring the treatment of the reindeer.
8. Santa’s Sled would be “Nascared” with hundreds of corporate sponsors fighting for a space.
PLEASE ADD YOUR IDEAS