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SHE’S GETTING INTO IT, BUT WHY ARE HER EYES CLOSED.

It’s a great activity for couples for all different backgrounds and ages. When nothing is on television it adds excitement to what appears dull.  It takes you to a whole new world with arousement and excitement. No matter how much you do of this activity it’s never enough.  It can be done in minutes or hours depending on your skill and patience. Sometimes medicine can help it last longer.  It’s …. reading of course.

If you haven’t noticed the last few blog posts have been controlled by my computers brain and not mine.  Of course I direct the words on the blog but how it looks  depends on the mood of this  annoying computer.  I bettter be careful about writing this forwho knows I might be getting it ANGRY with me and the punctatioN might be all over the  place. I’d  like to wash this computer out with soap and tell him/her who is the boss but then I think     ….. would appear.  So until I get this  corrected if you see more grammaticaL errors in the near future you’ll truly know who’s truly responsible. Hey, it’s better then blaming the dog.

I feel bad but I felt I had to do it. I know I was with him for a long time but let’s just say the other guy had all the resources.  He was also so nice and seemed to really care.  He’ll never know anyway unless I ask for the pictures… I mean is it so bad to switch doctors.

Sometimes I have to remind myself that she’s not human. Yes, she has those eyes that appear to share my emotions but that doesn’t make her human.  Here are a few reasons (below) that I know she’s not a homo sapien.

(1) Her kisses are licks. Come to think of it I think I might have seen this form of affection in a flick or two.

(2) She eats some really disgusting items. Wait, isn’t there a video of two girls and a spoon?

(3) Close appear truly to be an option. There are plenty of nudist camps around.

(4) It appears that she isn’t looking for work and can hang out for hours.  Maybe she’s been getting high on the side?

(5) She loves hanging out with me for hours upon end and wants nothing in return. SHE’S DEFINETLY A DOG

I love to bark, meow, or imitate the variety of sounds that I hear. My barking is the best though because I been able to imitate small, large, crying and panting as if I truly had four legs and a tail.  Sometimes when words will get you in trouble a bark is truly the only answer. Here’s a little fellow who puts me to shame (see attached)

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      Have you ever been judged by the nose you have? Maybe you’ve been denied a job or housing because your nose was a bit higher then the rest. A history of Nocist attacks continue to blight our proud country.  Is that right? Is that fair? Of course those Nocist will claim that you can change your nose but why should you have to change your heritage and identity to satisfy those Nocist.  How many broken noses do we have to endure. I say it’s time for those oppressed Noses to unite and say we’re not going to take it anymore!  You can not sniff us away anymore. Someday I dream of a day when a person will not be judged by the nose they have but by the character they have. When that man or woman with an extra large nose can truly rise to the highest office in the land.

IT’S TOO LATE THEY DON’T ACCEPT THE WHITE FLAG

Piles make me exhausted before I even start.  I usually take them one by one but when I initially look at the mess I become overwhelmed with fear of them eating from all different angles.  Not exactly but at least taking part of my brain and never getting it back. It’s amazing though because as the day goes on the piles appear to dissipate only to return the next day waiting to eat what’s left of my brain.

     If you want to appear as an expert use technical words. Words that you have to find in a medical, scientific or legal dictionary. Those around might have no idea what you’re actually saying but will be impressed and truly appear to be listening because they don’t want to appear naive or unintelligent. The coverage you will receive for your words will be tectonic and the event will truly be momentous even if you’re talking about ordure.