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Most American’s today disapprove of the job the commander and chief is doing but there are many who still cling to the President. These individuals can be broken up into 3 categories which will be effective in dealing with who you can have a rational conversation on politics with and who might even vote dare I say “Republican” in the future. Here are the categories below.

KOOL AID POISONING- (15 %)   These individuals will support the President even if he shot their mother in front of them.  You will know these individuals if they shake and scream if the name “George W Bush” is brought up.

KOOL AID LOOKERS (10%)  They enjoy looking “Kool” and want to continue to be with the trendoids even if it means watching their friends mother be shot by the President. They will react the way their friends react.  These are the individuals who have no idea who the Vice President is but know the love life of Miley Cyrus.

KOOL AID SIPPERS (22 %)  Confused because one part of them says that the President is doing a poor job but the other side is telling them to stay in the camp. These individuals might feel a certain dependency to this administration whether it be based on their own ethnicity, sexual proclivity, or even government assistance and are afraid to rock the boat any further.  They will agree to have conversation with you about politics …in private and because their is a secret ballot can be converted.

I’ve always had a desire to run for public office to see if my ideas can truly help people but I can’t run (maybe walk). I haven’t committed a felony although that would probably help me in some campaigns it’s just I’m missing some of those key traits or have extra traits that would kill such a campaign. Here (below) are just a few.

(1) CRIER- (not the one that tells the news). I make John Boehner look stoic. Whether it’s during speech’s or celebrations the water comes to my eye’s and voice.

(2) BODIES- The skeleton’s in my closet have grown over the years and although none of them are especially troubling being on the right makes speeding appear to be a felony.

(3) SMILING- Every baby doesn’t make me smile a matter facts some of them are actually ugly (not to their mother).

(4) YANKEES- I’m willing to cheer for the home town team except when that team is the dreaded Yankees and a certain hockey team that might move to NY.

(5) PORK- There are certain foods that are served at various political functions that might help me get elected but will kick me out of the higher stairs.

(6) OPERA- Certain political events will assure that I finally get some rest eye which won’t look good to the viewers eye. Just thinking about Opera makes me yawn.

(7) ACTION- Politics can be a slow drama when I’m more into the action films where things are actually accomplished for the good of the people.

I’m curious why there is such a draw to Hillary Clinton for 2016 and therefore listed some of the reasons that I can logically conclude are in her favor (below) with a bit of a rebuttal. PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN THOUGHTS.

IVY LEAGUE LAWYER- Isn’t that President Obama’s greatest accomplishment and if your the 37% that still support him well maybe this isn’t the right blog post for you.

WOMAN- Hillary is a woman. According to the 2009 Census there are 158.9 million women in the United States so I’m not sure that’s such a big draw. Please also note that this was 2009 and I’m sure a few million more talent woman were added to the census.

SENATOR- There are currently 20 Women Senators serving in the Senate with many other past senators also to choose from. Plus for those liberals out there 16 of them are Democrats.

SECRETARY OF STATE- 3 Women have held this position and Hillary’s resume is not the strongest of those 3 (Benghazi, current crisis in the middle east, restart button with Russia which started them invading countries etc)

FIRST LADY- Many qualified still remain on that list including 2 Bush’s.

STAND BY YOUR MAN- She definitely takes the cake for this one but just say no might have been a better answer.

SCANDALS- If your looking for a politician who has been involved in the most scandals and drama well then I guess you have your candidate.

INVESTMENT ADVISER-  To tell you the truth I think she would be  better as  an investment consultant as she was able to take a $1000 investment in Cattle Futures and turn it into a $100,000 profit in only 10 months and the Clinton Foundation is raking in the dough almost everyday.