I’ve always had a desire to run for public office to see if my ideas can truly help people but I can’t run (maybe walk). I haven’t committed a felony although that would probably help me in some campaigns it’s just I’m missing some of those key traits or have extra traits that would kill such a campaign. Here (below) are just a few.
(1) CRIER- (not the one that tells the news). I make John Boehner look stoic. Whether it’s during speech’s or celebrations the water comes to my eye’s and voice.
(2) BODIES- The skeleton’s in my closet have grown over the years and although none of them are especially troubling being on the right makes speeding appear to be a felony.
(3) SMILING- Every baby doesn’t make me smile a matter facts some of them are actually ugly (not to their mother).
(4) YANKEES- I’m willing to cheer for the home town team except when that team is the dreaded Yankees and a certain hockey team that might move to NY.
(5) PORK- There are certain foods that are served at various political functions that might help me get elected but will kick me out of the higher stairs.
(6) OPERA- Certain political events will assure that I finally get some rest eye which won’t look good to the viewers eye. Just thinking about Opera makes me yawn.
(7) ACTION- Politics can be a slow drama when I’m more into the action films where things are actually accomplished for the good of the people.