A Really Smart App

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Albama Vs Clemson

 

You’re trying to stay up late to watch the end of the Alabama VS Clemson CFP Championship Game but the Sandman has alternate plans luckily you have the  “SMARTER APP”.  This App will determine if the game is close in the last 2 minutes and wake you up just in the nick of time, if that should be the case. This way you can catch the most important action at night and still have enough energy to act the next day. If only this idea wasn’t just a dream I would have caught the end to an amazing game “live”  as Alabama slipped past through Clemson 45-40. I wish the “SMARTER APP” existed then.

PROUD OF YOU!

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SMILING AT PHONE

 

It’s no longer necessary to get accolades from family and friends when you have a phone in your hand.  Today your phone is proud of you just for the amount of steps you take tomorrow it will be proud of you for eating well, being a good father, working harder etc. For unlike I loved one the phone is always by your side  watching and listening.  It is a bit creepy but if your phone can make sure that you’re at the top of your performance well maybe I’ll take that creep. I believe “PROUD OF YOU” services will evolve in the following ways (below). Today their proud of our steps tomorrow it will be the person making those steps

(1)  Individualized voice acknowledging you’re daily performances

(2)App for individual goals  (being a better parent, salesperson, healthy eater etc.)

(3) Rewards linked to achievements (discount coupons, animation, etc)

Taco Bell- Brilliant

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Taco Bell

Taco Bell has turned the lights on with an incredible marketing campaign that shut out it’s competition.  It is offering a new surprise item that will be revealed on Superbowl Sunday but to make the marketing even more brilliant you can pre-order this item and taste it 2 days before the big event.  This marketing ploy will build suspense better then most horror movies could do today and with the pre-order (see link) it will build sales before it’s even launched (not to mention prestige for the first bites). The Superbowl might be big but Taco Bell’s marketing campaign has truly scored the winning touchdown.

Taco Bell BRILLIANT CAMPAIGN

 

Party Pusher

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Two Wild and Crazy Guys

Your friends are great but let’s just say the party needs a bit more WILD  & CRAZY  moments. Then it’s time to call for the “PARTY PUSHER“. This individual will come as one of your friends but make sure no glass is empty of ethanol and that the dance floor is full of feet.  They will not be the life of the party but make sure the party is back from the dead.  “PARTY PUSHER” when you’ve got everything for the party except for the extra fun. 

After Effects

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Privacy Sign Adults Only

You’ve had the perfect adult experience but the after effects can leave you feeling icky moments or even hours afterwards. “After Effects” will help deal with that feeling by putting a lid on that area so you will feel clean way after your done.  Then later just dispose of “After Effects” and you’ll feel like a new man.  It’s time for the future to be bright and clean it’s time for “After Effects”.

$$$ Cry

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cry

Your wife, husband, boss or friend will kill you unless a tear or two softened their fist and heart.  $$ CRY will step in with a few tears so you can step out without feeling the full blunt of your actions or words. They will call/stop by that boyfriend that you want to become an ex-boyfriend or that worker that really needs to be laid off and be there when you keep forgetting  that anniversary present.  $$ CRY are actors who can be that long lost friend, that cousin of a cousin or a stranger that heard your story (paid of course $$) and needed to act on your behalf.  It’s time you received a bit more sympathy in your life let the $$ CRY step in.

Noise Neutralizer

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Water drip 1

You’re trying to concentrate or get a bit of shut eye yet the house noises pull and push you away. Whether it’s the buzzing sound of an old boiler or the water torture of a sink that won’t shut up the noises can drive any person batty that is until the NOISE NEUTRALIZER. This device will mimic the tone and pace of such distractions and replace them with sound of a light summer breeze or peaceful symphonic music.   Until your house is just perfect the NOISE NEUTRALIZER will make it sound like it is.

Smell Good

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nose

With “SMELL GOOD” life will smell as good as Fresh Country Air or Vanilla. Just put a dash of the smell under your nose and you’ll have this wonderful smell following you wherever you go.   Don’t worry about those bathroom smells, or hair dying smells you instead will smell the aroma of a “Summer Breeze” or  “Vanilla” (I love Vanilla if you haven’t caught on). You have a right to smell the world as you see fit as well! “SMELLS GOOD” It’s as if someone had a ladder to the wonderful smells of  your life.

Talentdepot.com

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Talent 2

You are having that special event that needs extra talent to bring them in the door but where to go? Your company has a tight schedule and a tighter budget but they demand top notch talent for the Christmas Party is it possible? The only place to go will be TALENTDEPOT.COM  where we match talent with those seeking such individuals or groups.  Search can be based on talent that you desire, price, location, uniqueness or new. Bidding process will also be available for those who want to show their unique skills to the world and will be willing to give a better price in return.  TALENTDEPOT.COM the only place to go for those that are talented and for those who want to bring that excitement to their world.

Further note website is being built by an outside source but who knows what they plan to put on it.

Customer is Wrong

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Customer is always right

It might be a good marketing tool but after 27 years in the business world trust me the customer can be wrong.  Of course you might initially allow this particular customer to win the battle but make sure they don’t win the war.  They might appear to be victorious but there are ways to make sure that you make up the battle in future scrimmages so your business is  eventual victorious.  Therefore the statement should read “The Customer is always right except when their wrong and then victory will slowly come back to us”.

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