HUSCOACH

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Business, funny - No Comments

sleeping on couch

Let’s face it many a man will spend some time sleeping on the couch and although counseling will probably help a HUSCOACH might be just as useful. A HUSCOACH would come with all the manly necessaries (below) that other coaches just don’t have for that special night spent alone.

(1) REMOTE CONTROL HOLDER

(2) TISSUE HOLDER

(3) RAILING

(4) INFLATABLE…PILLOW

(5) EAR SILENCERS

(6) BEER HOLDER

(7) MAGAZINE HOLDER

(8) SPARE BLANKET

Cologne with an** Extra** touch of LOVE

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Business - No Comments

cologne

“EXTRA” will be the one cologne that will be  better from deep inside then any cologne before. It will have of an accent that will smell and (hint) taste just right.  How many times have you walked past a bakery or coffee house drawn back because of the aroma? EXTRA will make sure that nobody wants to walk away from you as well.  Isn’t it time that people were attracted to you way past that first impression with “EXTRA” you’ll have the aroma that insures this occurs.

Kindle Friends

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Business - No Comments

kindle

If the people from “Amazon” read this blog and adopt this idea they will bring more revenue to their stream that I hope they will allow me to swim in it as well. For while Kindle shows one person reading a book alone I believe once he/she’s finished with such  a book that they want to speak to someone other then a tree. KINDLE FRIENDS creates such an environment that allows fellow readers to discuss the contents of the book they’ve read so that they can share new insight, gain a different perspective, and maybe meet a friend or two along the way.  Not only will KINDLE FRIENDS bring more to the reading experience but allow Kindle to receive additional monies as they decide on the next book to read along the way.   KINDLE FRIENDS will be great for the reader, Kindle itself and hopeful me as well.

Marketing & Food

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Business - No Comments

Salesperson       Chocolate Chip Cookies.jpg 2Salesperson 2

In today’s world where minutes are seconds it takes more then a nice smile and handshake to sell a product the person’s appetite should be wet as well.  They might want to rush away from a sales pitch but ad a few cookies or nice hot Apple Cider and their ears will perk up. Suddenly those extra minutes won’t mean as much as long as those cookies find their spot and with the guilt of a free item in their stomach they’ll be more interested in what you have to say.  Free delicious items might cost you a few pennies upfront but you’ll reap the dollars in the end.

Night Vision

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Business - No Comments

late

Did you ever wonder what occurred when you slept? How do you sleep and how about your partner? What about those noises in the night? NIGHT VISION will allow you to put those thoughts out of your head by recording the actual events that occur. Now you can prove that he/she snores, that the shower truly needs to be fixed, or that spot was the one that had the accident. This video device will fast forward the action as well so you don’t fall asleep watching. It’s wide angle lense can capture the whole room and it will automatically zoom on the action as it occurs.   NIGHT VISION will keep on eye open when you want to close yours.

Lack of Sleep Vitamins

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Business - No Comments

burning midnight oil 3burning midnight oil 2 burning midnight oil

LACK OF SLEEP VITAMINS should be there for us when we have burned the midnight oil from both sides and deprived our bodies of the sleep we need. These vitamins would not only contain the energy supplement we need to get through the day but the scientifically proven nutrients that we’ve lost from lack of sleep. Just because you worked past the bedtime doesn’t mean your body has to feel that way. “LACK OF SLEEP VITAMINS” will give you the boost of strength and nutrients that will make you feel as if you slept like a baby.

Health Hotel

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Business - No Comments

Hotel

For those that aren’t sick enough to go to the hospital but not well enough to stay at home the HEALTH HOTEL would be just the right spot. These special places would be close enough to hospitals should conditions warrant it but far enough away to make you feel that you’re on a little vacation.  They would have the equipment to monitor your improvement without keeping you strapped up to machines. These special places would also help to make sure those who have been treated with mental health conditions and addictions were ready to face the real world with the tools needed to be a success.   HEALTH HOTELS primary concern will be to get the guest better to arrive at their permanent residency in top notch health and have a little fun along the way.

FRIEND +

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Business - No Comments

friends

In today’s times it’s difficult to truly have that friend that is always there for you, that won’t feel burdened by you spending their time with your problems, that’s why FRIEND + needs to be created. It’s the one place you can go to get friendly advise, go to that special place with someone else, or just have someone who will hear your thoughts and emphasize with you. Of course there will be small fees attached to the service but you’ll know that your FRIEND + has received special mental health training as well as socializing skills before you even press that button to get started.  FRIEND + is also a place you won’t have to worry about big brother reports because your conversations are truly private. The only time we will even  possible notify authorities is if there is a serious belief of an immediate threat to oneself or others and without going into details. FRIEND + where a  special friend is made.

Your T.V. Channel

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Business - No Comments

Excited watching T.V

You work to many long dreary hours not to be able to watch one or two hours of entertainment that truly moves you not bores you or offends you.  With “Your TV Channel” we  would find the shows and even ads that make you scream in shout with laughter, happiness, or tears (depending on your mood). Just fill out the questionnaire as thoroughly as you like  (the more the better we’ll be able to judge) and will make sure out of the thousands of options out there will find the one(s) that are just right for you.  No more watching commercials about male erections when you’re a female or tampons when you’re a single guy as well.  The programming will be geared just for you because at ” Your TV Channel” the star will always be you.

 

Your T.V Channel will work with previously recorded shows and the networks or video outlets that produce them.

Banana Butter

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, Business, creatiVe thoughts that... - No Comments

Banana    Butter

“Banana Butter” needs to become the new flavor for our taste buds.  It’s as obvious as “Peanut Butter & Jelly” or “Hot Dogs with Sauerkraut” but for some reason the world has ignored this marriage of taste even though they accept Gay Marriage. I know I might be touching the third rail but I’d even add a bit of “Coconut” to the mix.  These combo’s would taste good and be a little better for your health maybe just a peel better then regular Butter.  “Banana Butter” should be coming to your taste buds very soon.

  • Latest Posts

    • Ode to ….

      Ode to Y-O-U.  For, many a day starts out blue until I step in thy
    • Healer Needs Healing

        I’ve drained my last drop of patience and now I need some “healing” on
  • Follow Us