Moose Is My Name- A Personal Reflection

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To some one action changed my name forever.  When I was in college I had an arrogant suitemate who would make sure they were extra loud when I was trying to rest my eyes and continued to be a tick in my skin. I moved to a different suite but that didn’t end his attitude. One night he was in charge of dispensing beer from a keg at a party and it was all for one and one for all except when it came to M-E.  He suddenly wanted proof so I gave the proof he deserved. I took my friends beer and poured it over his head. This created my new name change which has held for over 30 years even though this moose has generally stayed in the woods.

Hit By A Bat And… – A Personal Reflection

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I was hit by a bat and almost as well.  When I was younger I was the catcher but without a mask and the batter decided to hit more than the ball which resulted in a nice root canal. Today probably a good thirty years later or so one came within inches of hitting me but this time it was the one with wings. Who knew my face would be so attractive to all different types of bats.

The Pass- A Sad True Story

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With this card I can be much less than perfect and never see steel bars. For, this is not only my get out of jail card but out of any serious investigation. All I have to do is play their game and I can create my own version of monopoly with regulators looking the other way. Everyone in this club thinks I’m a better person than my true image when I state “the values” of this card even if they’re never ever met.  Freedom to do what I want when I want to is installed in this chip for a donation to this “cause”, which I really don’t believe in, but they’ll believe in M-E especially when I cross the line. This card has it’s Epstein and Weinstein limits but other than that I home free to demonstrate now, really.

Foldable Car- Really? – Business Concept

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With “Foldable Car” parking like (above) probably won’t be this much a problem. For, this will be the car that gives you extra space when you need to pack it up but folds it away when that space isn’t available. It will be similar to a foldable cup but done with a button not your hands. The “Foldable Car” will be the perfect car for any city where life can be less spacious than your normal car can live.

Bite – A Story That You Determine Is True

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Sam- Did my results get back they’ll prove that I’m…

Investigator 1- Come on man, many people get bit by a dog so what you’re claiming won’t hold up.

Sam- You don’t understand my dog was different it was fed with the “New X-Organic Meat” that brings out the true dog inside.

Investigator 2-  So what your saying is when your dog…

Investigator 1-  Shi Tzu

Investigator 2- When you dog bit you. You became more like your pet. Initially very affectionate to your girlfriend to the point that she couldn’t take it and left. When you saw her with another guy your new animal instinct took over and suddenly there was nothing that could stop you.

SamExactly, it all seems like a story that another body is telling but it’s in me and I’m afraid it might be with other dog owners that could get bitten especially since that dog food has become a number 1 seller. Boy am I thirsty any chance I can get a bowl of water.

Investigator 1- This is silly. What are you looking at?

Investigator 2- His results and a new report of a human biting attack. We’ve got a problem.

Investigator 1 and 2 start to exit.

Sam- Any chance with that bowl of water?

Jokes Killed

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It was a joke that I would have loved to bring back to life but without my being that was one not to be told. The truth is I wanted to tell it while I had a living heartbeat but the continue ridicule by Y-O-U led me to keep my jokes silent to the world. Until one night I stood up to your put downs and actually formulated some even into a routine that had them balling out loud. It was only a short set where many jokes were left on the table. I was so excited to hear that they were calling me back and at my age that I forgot to pay attention to the road ahead which led me to this spot where my jokes now fall on dead ears.  If only I had ignored your cruel remarks earlier the world would have been a whole lot funnier.

World Of Entertainment- A Business Concept

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“The World Of Entertainment” will take picture A (above) and turn it into B, for all the world to experience. We will take an abandoned factory and bring it back to life with various talent who will rent a small soundproof space to build an audience one seat at a time.  By going to “The World Of Entertainment”  you will be able to see  various artist in one location and have great food and discussion in the middle or before wards.  Talent that might not have been discovered or ones looking for a constant place to showcase their skills will be there for Y-O-U to witness.  “The World Of Entertainment”   isn’t it time this world was created?

Movies With **IMPACT**

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There are some movies that lead a legacy in ones mind long after they’ve seen them for better, worse or in-between. Here are a few (below) that have had such an impact on my life and a note of why that might have occurred. Here are the 1st ten to come to mind today on  4/16/23. I’m sure a neuron is holding back many a great title which G-D willing I can add another day.

  1. Newsies– The connection with the characters along with the great music and dancing keeps this film in my heart and soul.
  2. The Greatest Showman-  Normally I would say this is too early to add this film to my list as I only saw it a few days ago but the issues of loyalty, fame and family probably won’t fade away.
  3. Godfather 1 & 2-   I know this is an obvious choice as the incredible film-making drew so many in yet the struggles of the characters kept me glued to the screen to the closing credits
  4. Rambo First Blood-   Yes, of course the action held one’s attention throughout the film but the end is the legacy that truly holds you to it.
  5. Talladega Nights – Sorry, this is just plain hysterical
  6. Airplane- Ditto above
  7. Annabelle –  Who know a doll could make me scream with terror.
  8. Six Sense-   Took my mind to a whole different sense
  9. La, La, Land-  Just pure entertainment
  10.  Black Swan-  An incredible picture where every scene connected like the finest dance.

The Last

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She was the last image I saw before I started this journey, and I didn’t even know her. Standing next to me in a nurse’s uniform she looked at me with angel eye’s and said, “It’s okay don’t be afraid” as I tried to mouth a response. I’m not even sure whether she was earthly or sent with a halo all I know is in the end I felt reassured of a new beginning as my eyes closed from this view for the last time. All those people I expected to be there were nowhere to be found even as my name was edged on Grauman’s theater.  I guess one can’t know who their last image will be I’m just hoping that this one is the same for those that are destined to walk these stairs. For now, I’m truly at peace even as I don’t know her name.

How Did I Miss This One- The Greatest Showman

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How did I miss this one? This film is going to be added to a very special list of films that have changed me and I only saw it yesterday. The Greatest Showman is what entertainment should always be about being entertained. This film captured my emotion from the start and wouldn’t let them go till the final curtain call. Such a powerful story told in such a beautiful way I dare one not to shed a tear or two along the way. Here’s a film that has you thinking about some deep topics but on your own terms with no preaching aloud. The only question is how did I miss till yesterday?

**** The Greatest Showman- Worth watching again and maybe again as well.

 

 

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