Sam- Did my results get back they’ll prove that I’m…
Investigator 1- Come on man, many people get bit by a dog so what you’re claiming won’t hold up.
Sam- You don’t understand my dog was different it was fed with the “New X-Organic Meat” that brings out the true dog inside.
Investigator 2- So what your saying is when your dog…
Investigator 1- Shi Tzu
Investigator 2- When you dog bit you. You became more like your pet. Initially very affectionate to your girlfriend to the point that she couldn’t take it and left. When you saw her with another guy your new animal instinct took over and suddenly there was nothing that could stop you.
Sam– Exactly, it all seems like a story that another body is telling but it’s in me and I’m afraid it might be with other dog owners that could get bitten especially since that dog food has become a number 1 seller. Boy am I thirsty any chance I can get a bowl of water.
Investigator 1- This is silly. What are you looking at?
Investigator 2- His results and a new report of a human biting attack. We’ve got a problem.
Investigator 1 and 2 start to exit.
Sam- Any chance with that bowl of water?