Hold Breathe

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I’ve learned to keep some more $$’s in my pocket by breathing less. The government’s knew tax on breathing is surely needed with the global warming epidemic continuing to spread. They say that we are adding to that effect by exhaling Carbon Monoxide and stealing Oxygen from our precious earth. If only other’s would follow my footsteps and breath less they too could save some $’s as well; for the monitor keeps insuring every breath is monitored and recorded in the governmental journals.  It’s only fair that those in power don’t have to wear such masks because they have to think of the brilliant solutions to solve the problem we’ve created by living.  I hope they come to a solution soon because I’m getting a bit dizzy holding my….. Oh well at least I did my part. RIP

Cody Allen/Javier Baez-MLB World Series- Game 3

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One slept like a baby while the other tossed and turned and turned and toss thinking I could have been a hero. Game 3 of the World Series is the tale of two sleeps. If Javier Baez waited for one more pitch and swung at the next who knows he could have been resting on a cloud of happiness. Maybe just maybe Mr. Cook would have thrown that one pitch which was designed for Mr. Cook’s bat to get that hit, which would take the Cubs to a win at the very last moment. Yet Cook Allen threw the thunder that ended the game in front of millions of Cubs fans. Today they get to do it all over again in Game IV with not only the game on the line but a good nights sleep.

Anthony Weiner biggest reveal= FBI/Hillary

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Anthony Weiner is known to reveal private matters but this one might  be the most dramatic.  It appears that he might have made a deal with the FBI to avoid prosecution in return for revealing secrets that could show Hillary Clinton’s naked truth to them.  As the former husband of Hillary Clinton’s top aide Huma Abedin  Weiner had access to some of these secrets.  Secrets so significant that the FBI might suddenly drop charges against Mr. Weiner and might actually be forced to bring charges to Hillary Clinton instead. For if this wasn’t the case would the FBI reopen such an investigation this late in the campaign?

Howard Stern Inspired

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The truth is without Howard Stern I’d be too embarrassed to write  this blog piece but due to his openness I’ve decided to leak my story out. Maybe not as directly as Howard Stern would but with little hints along the way. For some times you’re body decides to make a bit of noise at the wrong time and when it’s loud it can be quite embarrassing. Another words there are times when you’re traveling and you fill your car full and that gas comes poring out with noise and smell you didn’t want other’s to hear. If it’s on a private road it’s fine but at a crowded location, when you’re at the head of the cars it can ruin any serious ride. Thank you Howard for allowing me to pass this message to the public I feel much better…. sorry.

Stealing Your Vote

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If those intending to vote don’t have to show picture I.D your vote will continue to be stolen.  Here are just 3 ways your vote will not count.

(1) YOUR SECOND- Someone votes in your name before you get to the election booth. Since there’s no identity needed it’s easy to be anyone you want to be.

(2) ABSENTEE/PRESENT- You get an absentee ballot to vote since you’ll be away but someone has decided that you are still present and votes in your name.

(3) DEAD MAN WALKING- People who have passed away weeks before an election are not taken off the ballot and an individual who reads the obituaries can suddenly find a new identity.  This might not cancel your vote if you’re voting for the same candidate but makes it less legitimate.

ADD 2 = NEGATIVE

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What does Adam & Eve have to do with the Samsung Galaxy 7 maybe a bit of strange arithmetic.  I believed when you added to something it would get bigger and better but the bigger might add up to a minus instead.  For when Adam was commanded by G-D not to eat from one special Apple Tree, Eve added a prohibition not to touch the tree. When she was pushed into the tree and nothing happened well then she figured that eating couldn’t be so bad… boy/Adam what a mistake. The same can be true in so many things in our life even a Cell phone for sometimes adding too many features can make it more difficult to do the basic chore of taking and receiving calls.  We often think that added this and that to our life will finally make us happy but often it is the simple smile of a loved one or laugh that truly adds up to our happiness.

Other Lives Matter

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I agree “Black Lives Matter” and that steps should be taken to try to lesson the death and injury of African American’s by law enforcement officials and/or criminal activity.

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Yet we must also be concerned with the random acts of violence that are taking too many of our peace officers everyday!

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Military Lives must matter as well and we must show proper respect to those that protect our freedom to protest when we feel our lives are not fully respected. Let us show them and the flag they represent the proper respect due.

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The truth is all lives matter from the unborn child in the womb to the elderly senior living day to day in a nursing home. Maybe “Black Lives” matter can lead us down this path and then eventually we all can truly live with the right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

Free Time $$$

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Free Time could be $$$ time as well. For if we spend that time learning and developing a new skill whether it be painting, playing an instrument, or  philosophizing we might eventually earn more from that expertise then the 9-5 work we are pulled into day by day.   We have to earn a living to pay for the basics but I wonder if some of those basics should be free time to grow?  If only I could take an hour or so back from producing the bacon (Turkey of course) and instead learned how the bacon was made/drawn instead I might be rolling in a bit more hay today or at least enjoying it more.

Nose Wash

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I believe G-D created rain not only to water some plants but to give us a proper nose wash.  For even if you cover up the rest of your extremities your nose is always left in the rain and this is the best time for it to get it’s proper revenge cleaning.  You might spend hours cleaning your face but that object in the middle is probably always ignored. Maybe I’m looking up (another area of your nose that needs to be cleaned) but the next time your stuck in the rain and the rest of your body is complaining well at least you know your nose will be grateful and cleaner.

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