Hold Breathe

Posted by Bruce - in Blog, creatiVe thoughts that... - No Comments

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I’ve learned to keep some more $$’s in my pocket by breathing less. The government’s knew tax on breathing is surely needed with the global warming epidemic continuing to spread. They say that we are adding to that effect by exhaling Carbon Monoxide and stealing Oxygen from our precious earth. If only other’s would follow my footsteps and breath less they too could save some $’s as well; for the monitor keeps insuring every breath is monitored and recorded in the governmental journals.  It’s only fair that those in power don’t have to wear such masks because they have to think of the brilliant solutions to solve the problem we’ve created by living.  I hope they come to a solution soon because I’m getting a bit dizzy holding my….. Oh well at least I did my part. RIP

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