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Add one more level to “Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs” and for too many it’s at the top of the pyramid ,”laziness”. The individual will find anyway they can to spend more time sitting on their rump.  It’s amazing how those who appear not to have the talent or creativity will somehow draw on it if laziness is the end achievement.  I have to admit sometimes this level can come into my life as well but it’s often pushed aside by the self actualization layer unless their’s a good ball game to watch.  Laziness the level Maslow was to lazy to include in his pyramid.

 My heart literally skipped a beat when we read about “OVERWORKED HAIR“. Was this shampoo company serious, when did my hair even have a wave of work in it’s schedule? Is there some union of hair complaining about being overworked and under shampooed?  All it has to do is stay in place and sit there. This made my other organs a bit frustrated my eyes are lucky if they get a six hour break and if my heart or brain decided they need a break well then I won’t have to worry about my poor overworked hair.  I think my hair should spend a day in my hearts cycle … um maybe that’s not a good idea hair and heart doesn’t sound like a good combination.  Yet the next time my hair complains about being”overworking” I have a good sense to cut it all of and see how it likes it! A matter of fact I was planning that my overworked hair would get a vacation very shortly as I will be going to the barber shop in a week or so but since it’s complaining maybe a few strands can get the day off starting today. Anyone know a good barber?

I’m sorry for not thinking about your feelings for the words I said were I guess a bit insensitive and I should have…

Oh it wasn’t what I said but how I said it well I guess I should have been more sensitive too…

Oh it wasn’t what I actually said or even the way I said it that bothered you it was the silence afterwards then I guess I should have….

Okay now I get it I’m sorry that you’re an F Snowflake that can’t handle anything in life and cry’s crocodile tears over absolutely nothing and that I even said I was sorry in the first place!… I guess I have to start from the beginning again.

It’s a battle we’re supposed to win because aren’t we the Alpha Dog of the family but when it’s time to get up all of a sudden you’re the alarm clock.  Of course we could attempt to ignore the stares and water but then we’d probably step in a present or two and that isn’t a pleasant way to start any day.  Yes you win again but I challenge you to a rematch tonight at least I’ll be winning for a few hours… I think.

I’m a live and let live person who himself wears many hats but this one is just wrong.  I understand Boar’s Head makes plenty of fine products ( I’m especially fond of their Honey Glazed Turkey) but to walk around with a hat that says your a Pig Head doesn’t make any sense to me. Why would someone of any pride say that there head looks like a Pig? Do they also infer that they have the brains of such an animal in their head as well?  I guess it’s better then wearing a Donkey Head but let’s not get to politically. Anyway I say to my friend think before you pick your attire for you never know what animal your head might appear to others.

Say it ain’t so Pokemon Go must be up! Who would perform such an evil act could it be Team Rocket or  Mewtew.  How will I be able to leave the house without my trusted Pokemon Go helping me avoid looking or talking to a Homosapien or  seeing the sun? Will I actually have to smell a rose to get through the day?  What will this world be like without my trusted Pokemon Go guiding me to my important destinations? Maybe just maybe Digimon Go could come out and save the day or maybe just maybe I’ll have to be human again.

I’ve waited until the Mega Millions was a 1/2 billion dollars and now it’s mine all mine. My Precious Mega Millions will buy me many rings and I can throw this old one aside. Well maybe I’ll keep it for a day or two. It probably will help with some new clothes and a teeth adjustment as well. The Mega Millions card is mine all mine now where do I collect my $$’s and what’s with these numbers on top.