I Bambi Disney am authorizing a Boycott of all Arby’s restaurants by any of our kind. How dare Arby’s serve Venison for it could be someone’s mother! Not to mention with onions come on we have better taste. Therefore any deer caught in the act of dumpster diving at an Arby’s in the following states Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Tennessee and Georgia will be thrown out of the nearby woods. I know we taste delicious but watch my movie before eating or at least with your sandwich.
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October