You might find many reasons that you’re not a fan of Lady Gaga but the one good reason to support her is she’s an “ARTIST”
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October
27
October
Nose Wash
I believe G-D created rain not only to water some plants but to give us a proper nose wash. For even if you cover up the rest of your extremities your nose is always left in the rain and this is the best time for it to get it’s proper revenge cleaning. You might spend hours cleaning your face but that object in the middle is probably always ignored. Maybe I’m looking up (another area of your nose that needs to be cleaned) but the next time your stuck in the rain and the rest of your body is complaining well at least you know your nose will be grateful and cleaner.
27
October
It’s the QUESTION not the Answer
Often the questions you ask reveal more about your intellect then the answers given. Once perspective on life can even by judged by the way and type of question that is proposed? The question can even determine whether an individual is of the rebellious nature or one that rather get along with the crowd. Of course there are questions which have no truly good answer accept to answer a different question not yet asked. We might think we have a brilliant answer but have we truly be given the right question?
27
October
Entertainment Rules
If you want to entertain us let’s put up some rules 1st.
(1) SILLY- Is a must and no Shakespeare allowed here except if he throws a ball.
(2) BARKING PERMITTED- Yes we understand you don’t do it right but we enjoy your imitation.
(3) SIMPLE GAMES- Monopoly might be fun for some but we would rather eat the pieces.
(4) TALENT NOT REQUIRED- Although we do enjoy a dance number every once in awhile it’s okay if your voice is a bit off.
(5) TREATS- This is a must and make sure they’re the delicious type.
(6) END WITH MASSAGE- Light around the shoulders with a belly rub at the end.
(7) CAN’T LEAVE- Once the entertainment begins we’ll stay for all the encores that can be performed and even sleep in your room when you’re ready for shut eye.
27
October
Bambi Boycott- of Arby’s
I Bambi Disney am authorizing a Boycott of all Arby’s restaurants by any of our kind. How dare Arby’s serve Venison for it could be someone’s mother! Not to mention with onions come on we have better taste. Therefore any deer caught in the act of dumpster diving at an Arby’s in the following states Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Tennessee and Georgia will be thrown out of the nearby woods. I know we taste delicious but watch my movie before eating or at least with your sandwich.
27
October
Megan Kelly- Newt Gingrich- Why Megan? Why?
Although many of my fellow Conservatives have jumped ship over the let’s say difficult conversation you had with Newt Gingrich I’m still holding an oar. It’s because of our shared history that I’m willing to stay in this boat for you have been an outstanding reporter going where most reporters refused to go and hitting them all hard. Yet lately it appears as if you have a few extra bats on the Donald’s side. The sexual predator remark you have to admit was a bit over the top but so has this whole campaign been. So tonight I’m going to watch and see if the Megyan I know and love can come back and bring her shine back. For the good of Fox News and my entertainment pleasure I hope she does.
27
October
Wrong Hat
I’m a live and let live person who himself wears many hats but this one is just wrong. I understand Boar’s Head makes plenty of fine products ( I’m especially fond of their Honey Glazed Turkey) but to walk around with a hat that says your a Pig Head doesn’t make any sense to me. Why would someone of any pride say that there head looks like a Pig? Do they also infer that they have the brains of such an animal in their head as well? I guess it’s better then wearing a Donkey Head but let’s not get to politically. Anyway I say to my friend think before you pick your attire for you never know what animal your head might appear to others.
26
October
Uber Upstate NY- Influenza Vaccine great PR
Uber if you can’t beat them make them look silly. Upstate NY has banned the use of Uber and they have responded by giving free goodies (ice cream) and health supplies (vaccines) to those citizens. If this continues those legislation’s will be forced by the citizens to change their votes and allow the free market to actually work. Uber might not get the votes initially but through good PR they’ve got the public on their side.
26
October
Scattered!
It was if some alien force came into my kitchen over night and decided to do a whole bunch of experiments or maybe some squirrel family got trapped in the refrigerator for I woke up to a mess that left my mind wondering could it be? After deep contemplation’s it finally dawned on me, no I wasn’t invaded by some alien force or attacked by a bear but something much closer to my heart, my son got home late and decided to have a snack.
Actually kitchen wasn’t this messy but effective prop for blog piece.
26
October
Retro-Phone
Going back in cell phone time might not be as traumatic as the commercials and marketing make you feel. After my Samsung Galaxy 7 decided to leave my hands and come crashing to the ground, I was forced to go back in time and use the Samsung Tablet 3. The Tablet 3 may not have all the camera feature of the 7 and I may not be able to dunk it in water but are these really so important. The phone actually receives and takes calls fine has great internet reception, as wall as having all the apps readily available so maybe going back in cell phone time isn’t so bad after all. A little retro might be more hip then others think. Hey does anyone know where I put my bell bottoms?