If you want to entertain us let’s put up some rules 1st.
(1) SILLY- Is a must and no Shakespeare allowed here except if he throws a ball.
(2) BARKING PERMITTED- Yes we understand you don’t do it right but we enjoy your imitation.
(3) SIMPLE GAMES- Monopoly might be fun for some but we would rather eat the pieces.
(4) TALENT NOT REQUIRED- Although we do enjoy a dance number every once in awhile it’s okay if your voice is a bit off.
(5) TREATS- This is a must and make sure they’re the delicious type.
(6) END WITH MASSAGE- Light around the shoulders with a belly rub at the end.
(7) CAN’T LEAVE- Once the entertainment begins we’ll stay for all the encores that can be performed and even sleep in your room when you’re ready for shut eye.