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INTERVIEWER- I’d like to get to know you better.

INTERVIEWEE SUB- Really why now?

INTERVIEWER- Well you’ve always been in my mind.

 INTERVIEWEE SUB– When was the last time you actually listened to me?

INTERVIEWER-  I definitely remember the time you had me go to that party and all hell broke lose it…..

   INTERVIEWEE CON- Yeah he almost got you put in jail.

INTERVIEWEE SUB- Who invited you to this discussion you’re so lame.

 INTERVIEWEE CON- I’m just logical and practical. 

INTERVIEWEE SUB-  You’re just boring or should I say F lame…

 INTERVIEWEE CON- If he listened to you he’d be in jail.  

INTERVIEWEE SUB- Are you serious he’d never caught and he would live for a change instead of you keeping him trapped.

INTERVIEWEE – This is why I’m so conflicted you never  get along even in my own my mind.

You have probably committed a chocolate crime so let me give you this one warning before your sentence. It is a crime to chew on chocolate that is 85% or more cocoa and more importantly it is  a criminal act  against your own taste buds. Now we could lock you up for such an action but would that really fit the crime. The next time you are caught in such an act you will be forced to eat only Milk Chocolate for one week straight. Yes I know it’s severe but once you’ve tasted these consequences you’ll be forced to reform and you and your taste buds will truly never repeat such an offense again.

Today I want you to take the sarcasm you receive as if the people really believed their words.  When they say “tell me more” in their sarcastic tone actually tell them more. If they start laughing with a crude expression make sure you continue to tell them jokes. Pretend as if you don’t pick up their sarcasm so they’ll either have to stop or take it to a whole new level for you to “notice”.  Sometimes the best sarcastic reaction is to act like it’s never occurred at all and then you can actually be the last one laughing.

Wait a football who was blacklisted?  Are the fans of Colin Kaepernick actually complaining that he was blacklisted for taking a stance while we know Tim Teebow was blacklisted for taking a knee.  Kaepernick might have decent numbers playing the game in scrimmage but Teebow took the Denver Bronco’s to the playoffs and then was basically sidelined by the Jets after which no team would pick up his contract. Let us remember Tim Teebow proved he could play that game and still pray about it which the later appeared to be a dis qualifier for the NFL even though he brought in a great deal of revenue, while Colin’s insult to the American people actually hurt the NFL as less people watched the game.  If your in the business world and someone makes you $$’s you should keep him on your payroll therefore we can clearly see that Tim Teebow is the one being blacklisted.  Hopefully a higher authority can see that and give him the 2nd chance he deserves.

Please blame Harvey not President Trump for the gas prices that will be increasing at our pumps for at least the next few weeks. It was Harvey’s decision to visit Houston instead of taking a nice trip to the Caribbean instead (avoiding landfall of course). Harvey is the one with the real attitude problem and we all will be glad when it’s taken out of the picture. Then give it a month or so before we past the blame on to the politicians and business people who will be working as if another storm is on the way to rebuild the oil refineries that Harvey screwed up.

I guess I’m just a wall to you where you can throw all your garbage at me and I’ll just stand and take it but this wall is beginning to CRACK!  Yes over time you can help heal the seams but after a while there isn’t enough cement to keep me up from the abuse I must stand for.  You believe you’re the only one who tries to knock me down but there is a world full of different elements that can attack me from all different angles until it becomes too much. All I hope is that when the final brick becomes lose that you aren’t standing beneath me for when this wall falls it won’t pretty to be standing near it!

FOOTNOTE- What will it take to keep you from having your wall fall or are you the one causing such cracks?

I’m going to try and observe the real feeling of labor day as I attempt to “relax”.  For this holiday was meant to celebrate the hard working individuals who don’t have much time to observe this simple word.  This way we don’t have to worry about making some big plans going here and there but just observing a bit more “chill in time”.   I will calmly let the world take me in it’s direction instead of pick up and try to change it for at least an extra hour or two on this “Labor Day”. Labor requires us always to be on the go and therefore those that want to truly appreciate the day should learn to appreciate where they are even if it’s just looking at the clouds.

I know I’m supposed to love all words but some have me typing a whole different word “HATE”.  “Yeah” has got to be on the top 10 because it is between yes and maybe with no direction on which way to go. “Um” is also on the list for it is a filler word that means I’m thinking and thinking and that’s why the brain is silent when it works, or supposed to be. Getting back to “yeah” it’s a lazy word that means I sorta don’t want to respond but since you asked me here’s what I got. Of course those that “Yeah” with a bit more emotion can change the connotation and even feel of this word but usually people I notice who utilize it are more like Eeyore rather then Tigger.  My solution is to type a different word in my head when “yeah” is heard like “YES”and try to assume the person has received a bit more Tigger in their life. It might not be reality but “yeah” shouldn’t be there as well.

When  life appears to be getting a bit too serious or just plain boring silly is the solution.  Silly allows you to break away from the reality in the moment and create a whole new reality that might slightly annoy those around you or even make them laugh. Silly is a whole lot cheaper then medication but warning “to loved ones” it can be addicting. To the point of where ever joke might seem a whole lot cheesier Cheddar or even Swiss (many holes in this one).