INTERVIEWER- I’d like to get to know you better.
INTERVIEWEE SUB- Really why now?
INTERVIEWER- Well you’ve always been in my mind.
INTERVIEWEE SUB– When was the last time you actually listened to me?
INTERVIEWER- I definitely remember the time you had me go to that party and all hell broke lose it…..
INTERVIEWEE CON- Yeah he almost got you put in jail.
INTERVIEWEE SUB- Who invited you to this discussion you’re so lame.
INTERVIEWEE CON- I’m just logical and practical.
INTERVIEWEE SUB- You’re just boring or should I say F lame…
INTERVIEWEE CON- If he listened to you he’d be in jail.
INTERVIEWEE SUB- Are you serious he’d never caught and he would live for a change instead of you keeping him trapped.
INTERVIEWEE – This is why I’m so conflicted you never get along even in my own my mind.