You have probably committed a chocolate crime so let me give you this one warning before your sentence. It is a crime to chew on chocolate that is 85% or more cocoa and more importantly it is a criminal act against your own taste buds. Now we could lock you up for such an action but would that really fit the crime. The next time you are caught in such an act you will be forced to eat only Milk Chocolate for one week straight. Yes I know it’s severe but once you’ve tasted these consequences you’ll be forced to reform and you and your taste buds will truly never repeat such an offense again.