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The lamestream media has the fix on a rat who should already be behind bars.  This rat isn’t your normal squealar who breaks a code of honor between friends but one who has broken a legal trust between a client and his attorney.  I  almost feel sorry that I put this 4 legged creature in the same category as a man with such dishonor but just as a rat will eat it’s own so will this supposed human.  Now he is a the lamestream media’s super hero not for what he does but who he attacks. Mr. Rat Esquire just remember the lamestream might be feeding you some cheese now but they have the trap set for you when you’ve served their purpose.

Compliments come way to infrequent to most so it’s impressive that yesterday one complement was so poignant that it lasted two full days in this life. It wasn’t just the kind words  that I received but the person who said it and that it occurred with no pretense before or after such words.  To have the person just say that “I was a great father” made all the other work and pain in my life disappear at least for the moment. For in the end when G-D  sends you home at least you know that those who remain might just remember some of the good you left behind.

We forget!

(1) The fears we had when Islamic Radical Terrorism kept knocking on our door step

(2) When our fellow Americans couldn’t find decent jobs

(3) Many neighborhoods that we couldn’t walk in during the day let alone night.

(4) The true Evil Empire conquering lands in their pursuit of power.

(5)  Crack knocking down many a young live

(6) Missiles being launched from a country bent on our destruction.

(7) The many miracles G-D has put in our life just yesterday.

(8) Graffitti invading our living spaces.

We forget and I’m sorry to say so do I.

WARNING– Do not read while eating, sniffing, or driving a vehicle.

I know I shouldn’t write this blog piece because some might feel betrayed while others will be rightfully disgusted but it’s the truth.  A truth about a detective that lives in my house and gets paid with table scraps. This detective with 4 legs (named not revealed) will search endlessly for what is left on the ground which should probably stay there.  Yet do to his great detective work I make sure this doesn’t get stepped on by any of my two legged friends.  This isn’t just because it’s the right thing to do but also because this great Pet Detective for some reason believes this is a treat worthy of an appetizer bite. Just remember I did warn you this was going to be disgusting.

FOOTNOTE- The identity of this great Pet Detective has not been revealed although his species has.

I’m looking at a new car because my car is hitting 160,000 miles and I still have 8 payments left at over $400 which is probably more then it’s worth now.  I also know at the end of the year dealers are looking to move vehicles out from the previous year so I expect to get a “bargain”.   I was leaning toward the Hyundai Kona until I found out that I could have the same incredible safety features in an Amercican vehicle the Ford Ecosport Titanium. Here is the criteria that I’m looking to match to stay American.

(1) SAFETY- It appears the Titanium model will satisfy my concerns but I’ll look a bit deeper.

(2) FUEL EFFICIENCY- This is a feature I believe the Ford vehicle will be lacking.

(3) PRICE- Will I be able to continue to have my same monthly payments with this car or will it increase.

Tonight I will finally make a decision.

Life is a Lamborghini or Mule for sometimes you go so fast you don’t know how you got there while other times it’s so slow you might as well walk. Just when you feel one day slides into the next suddenly your mule appears and the hours appear like days.  When you look back at your Lamborghini days it’s nice to have a mule parked in the driveway but that doesn’t happen when your mule isn’t walking. They say life is what you make it but I say it depends on what you’re driving that day.

You know I don’t belong so stop using your fingers. It’s time to get rid of this feeling once in for all with one decisive action

You’re just using the wrong  tool and I’ll be out of your life forever at least in this spot. You know you want me to stop pestering you so go ahead and stop wasting your time hour after hour because I won’t give in. I am that itch and you can stop me if you dare.

FOOTNOTE- Don’t listen to Mrs. Itch get a cortisone cream instead even as she speaks through the itches. They usually work well and don’t leave any marks or hospital visits.

I don’t mind saving the world but cats in trees give me an F’in break! I mean really can’t you do anything anymore. Keeping this uniform clean isn’t free as well so it would be nice if I could at least get a tip for these extra-curricula activities or maybe a thank you. Now a days my activities are just expected as if super means one without feelings. I may not bleed like you but I still can be hurt by your coldness.  By the way whatever happened to your police force and is the even one  Good Samaritan left? Listen even if I’m Superman I’m super exhausted so can you just call someone else for a change.

FOOTNOTE- For those who have wondered where Superman went I think this provides the answer.