WARNING– Do not read while eating, sniffing, or driving a vehicle.
I know I shouldn’t write this blog piece because some might feel betrayed while others will be rightfully disgusted but it’s the truth. A truth about a detective that lives in my house and gets paid with table scraps. This detective with 4 legs (named not revealed) will search endlessly for what is left on the ground which should probably stay there. Yet do to his great detective work I make sure this doesn’t get stepped on by any of my two legged friends. This isn’t just because it’s the right thing to do but also because this great Pet Detective for some reason believes this is a treat worthy of an appetizer bite. Just remember I did warn you this was going to be disgusting.
FOOTNOTE- The identity of this great Pet Detective has not been revealed although his species has.