Guaranteed Dating Service

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Our service guarantees that you’ll meet you’re special person from the 1st date or we’ll  give you a double refund.  A person who will find you delightful to be with from the moment they set eye’s on U.  We can’t guarantee it will last but when …uh I mean if it ends they’ll be a really powerful reason (deported, prison etc).  How can we make such a bold statement well let’s just say we have the resources to make dates come true.

SMALL PRINT- Part of the monies you pay for this service will be to hire a “professional person” who will insure a fun evening for you without your need to know.

FOOTNOTE- This isn’t true…maybe. It also would make an interesting film.

Ectionist not Perfectionis…

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I’m a proud Ectionist even if it’s not perfect. For to me it’s best if the work is done even if it might need some extra exertion later.  Or in other words life is too short to spend hours tying that shoe when the other is falling off.  I know others might frown on my mistakes but at least they’re based on actual work done not in one’s head.  Ectionist might not have that painting hanging just right but in the end at least it’s still on the wall.

Live For Descendants

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When an individuals life is a plug away their existance is not just for themselve but those left behind. For if only one sibling  is left with the responsiblity of making this life and death decision for said individual the rest of the family may never be the same. Others might feel differently on possible last minute experimental treatments or behind the norm chances causing the plug to be pulled on more then one life.  As arguments, innuedo’s and guilt fill those who are left behind. That is why life and death decisions must be unaminously agreed upon by all those siblings or their spouses who are present. Individually they could have the best of intentions but together they can go on living with it even if their loved one has departed.

Ugly Efficiency – WARNING UNPOPULAR POST

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If you’re ugly life is much more efficient. Hair style and makeup time is definetly reduced for honestly will it really matter.  You don’t have to worry about wasting time with conversations going know where because if people want to speak to you it’s truly about your mind.  Relationships are also more fruitful understanding that those who want to be with you can deal with the worse already.  Yes being ugly has it’s advantages as long as you don’t carry a mirror.

S… ACTRESS

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I’ve finally made it to the big screen and I’m not sure whether I  want you to know. For it’s sorta a private matter although you’ll see my face over and over again as the advertisement continues to run and run.  I know you’ll be thinking of me when you do your business which I’m not so proud of it. I sorta wish I could wipe it up but the job gave me the exposure that continues to run even today. Will I ever escape from this type of roll or will I just have to flush acting down the toilet?  Well nobody said it would be easier but I didn’t realize it would be this S****y.

China End

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8-6-2055

With the government free to experiment as it pleased and with no watchdog China has finally created an ending for  human kind without launching the bomb. What was supposed to be a designer baby that would be free them of  a all diseases has created a pandemic  that those who are left can’t fight. The “designer babies” appear free from this illness but once they get in touch with the rest of us it spreads as fast as the wind blows. China’s population has been cut in 1/2 even as the government denies it  and with open/free borders there is no way to stop it’s current spread.  Some might be wondering if this was the plan of the central government who openly believes in lowering the population to end climate control once and for all or whether it was an experiment that went awry because nobody could oppose it.

Wish.com No Dream

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So far Wish.com is more of a nightmare. For everything I ordered from them appeared to be lower then the quality I paid and this is something to say since I barely paid anything. To make matters worse an order placed yesterday will not be in your hands till many of your dreams have passed. I still have items coming in so it’s possible there could be some incredible change, it’s worth a wish right? Or maybe I should give up on tooth fairy as well.

NY Sadistic

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I’ve determined that the reason a majority of  New Yorkers vote the way they do is because they are sadistic. I’m just a freak in this state as I don’t enjoy this pain.  Here are a few examples of the paddles they truly enjoy.

(1) PARKING TICKETS- Thank you sir may I have another.

(2) TRAFFIC – Thank you sir can I have many others.

(3) TAXES- Thank you sir may I have another and another.

(4) CORRUPTION- Thank you sir steal more of my money

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Steak & ART!!

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The menu was exorbitant but the best part of the evening was free! For while the rest of the table enjoyed their entrees my bites came from tasty art that I performed. A silly little Facebook sketch told my story in more ways then one. Suddenly,  I noticed that what I  truly enjoy is not the items in front of me but the performance that comes out of my head. I can’t deny that I’m enthrolled with the arts whether it is watching them or better yet participating in them. Maybe my talents are undiscovered or should be kept underground yet I’m digging additional holes so that bites of this enjoyment will taste better then even the best steak dinner in the world.

Favorite Child

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I finally accepted that this title will be another handed to another sibling and I’m fine with it. Truthfully I can’t say that I’m delighted with this realization but the truth is you can’t have it all and the one with the title is well deserving.  Even though I try in my own way I can’t be as good as them especially in the categories of enjoying the same things and expressing the same points without not being who I am. If I was that way well maybe I wouldn’t be as faithful as I am to my beliefs and loyal to the causes that have another slice in my life. We can only be who are and in some ways that might have us lacking in some areas but growing in others.

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