Monthly Archives October 2018

Recently I stood on the right side of the scale as my weight appeared to be much lower then on the other side. Which proves again it’s not where you’ve been but where you’re standing at thenl. For facts may appear quite different from various vantage points so it’s best to look all around even in the corners if you truly want to get the whole story. When you stand on the edge though you can see how fragile everything that appeared so strong really is.   Of course standing on the right side of the scale feels great except if the doctor tells you the problems is you’re not really looking at what truly is going on.

I’m sorry Mr. President but you are 100 % wrong on this fact Stormy Daniels  is no horseface.  For I have seen many a horse in the past and even in their past day there is no resemblance.  Maybe you haven’t been as close to Stormy as she says you were but even from a distance she is still is beautiful. Mr. President I have accepted  most of your statements even the one’s that appeared blind to others but this was wrong to anyone adult male with even 20/40 vision.

October 16th, 2018 -9PM- Saudi officials have arrested a prime suspect in the killing of Jamal Khashoggi which occurred several weeks ago in their embassy. The official overstepped his bounds during an interrogation hearing and will be tried for said crime.

October 16th 2022- Saudi Officials have released the murderer of Jamal Khashoggi due to his past outstanding service to his country and good behavior.

FOOT NOTE-  This obviously is false news but let’s hope it is true shortly so we can avert a major international problem even if someone has to take the fall.

11/12/18 – 7 PM- Congregation Shaarey Israel- 18 Montebello Road, Montebello, NY –  On Monday November 12th at 7PM a new and classic form of self help therapy will begin based on the classical texts of Mussar with the introspective thoughts of those that are attending.  Mussar is a Jewish spiritual practice that gives concrete instructions on how to live a meaningful and ethical life that everyone can learn from and add their own content to as well. The discussions are free but the insight we will gain will be priceless.

BREAKING NEWS….  The Supreme Court has just ruled that Democrats have an exclusive extra day to Vote on Wednesday – November 7th. because it’s not fair that they haven’t won any trophies lately. The courts also believe that moving the date for Democrats to Wednesday will lesson the chance for violence.  Ben & Jerry’s will be giving out free scoops of ice cream for those Democrats who vote on November 7th while Barbara Streisand says she will be handing out select copies of her new single “We’re Still Alive”. Democrats are strongly recommended to vote on just Wednesday November 7th because Republicans can only vote on Tuesday the 6th and the lines will be a lot easier on the 7th.

FOOTNOTE–   Yes this is a fake news but I hope many Democrats believe it is true.

Michael Buble is quiting music to spend more time with his family including his son Noah who is in remission from Liver Cancer.  He is retiring from music at the “top” and not fighting to stay there but stay at home instead. Mr. Buble has the income to live a comfortable life with his family and feels that the music career was more about his own ego then what was truly best for his family. A brave stance for anyone especially someone who could have gained much more fame and fortune but sought family 1st.

It’s time for Diabetes to go on a long deserved vacation from my family and don’t worry we won’t miss you. You work to hard getting us up at all times of the night with low or high numbers that really must be tiresome for you because they exhause us.  There isn’t a moment when you don’t interfere in some way with our family happiness as you keep us worrying about what we eat, drink or do as exercise.  So Diabetes go on vacation and we’ll call you if we’d like you to return. Don’t worry I lost this number.