October 16th, 2018 -9PM- Saudi officials have arrested a prime suspect in the killing of Jamal Khashoggi which occurred several weeks ago in their embassy. The official overstepped his bounds during an interrogation hearing and will be tried for said crime.
October 16th 2022- Saudi Officials have released the murderer of Jamal Khashoggi due to his past outstanding service to his country and good behavior.
FOOT NOTE- This obviously is false news but let’s hope it is true shortly so we can avert a major international problem even if someone has to take the fall.