BREAKING NEWS…. The Supreme Court has just ruled that Democrats have an exclusive extra day to Vote on Wednesday – November 7th. because it’s not fair that they haven’t won any trophies lately. The courts also believe that moving the date for Democrats to Wednesday will lesson the chance for violence. Ben & Jerry’s will be giving out free scoops of ice cream for those Democrats who vote on November 7th while Barbara Streisand says she will be handing out select copies of her new single “We’re Still Alive”. Democrats are strongly recommended to vote on just Wednesday November 7th because Republicans can only vote on Tuesday the 6th and the lines will be a lot easier on the 7th.
FOOTNOTE– Yes this is a fake news but I hope many Democrats believe it is true.