Who Laughs?

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Laugh Track Bizzare

Last night I turned on a “comedy show” and wondered who actually laughs at these jokes?  For example here’s one joke that will haunt me forever  “I should have made waffles”. Trust me it wasn’t the delivery or antics with the line nor even the set up just this one line which had the audience cracking up. This made me think I’m really funny for I’ve actually said this line many a time but with no laughter it must be the audience.  Where can I find these bizarre people so I can have my own syndicated comedy?  Well at least I can top them “I should have made waffles with syrup”. I’m sure in some bizarre galaxy or laugh track it’s hysterical.

Rethink Clinton Impeachment

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To be honest the Bob Mueller investigation has had me rethink my opinion on the impeachment of Bill Clinton.  For just as Bob Mueller has drifted way past his scope of the initial investigation of “Russian Collusion so had Ken Starr in the previous administration.  This doesn’t excuse the behavior of Bill Clinton when he lied under oath about an affair while he was in office but I’m not as confident that it was truly a high enough crime to start impeachment proceeding at all.  To be consistent a special prosecutor/investigation should have a tight leach on what is under investigation, budget and time line to pursue a specific action and not be allowed to fish to deeply in one’s personal life.  Especially as it relates to something that occurred before a President was sworn into office. We are not electing a saint but a person who’s past was decided by those who elected her/him and will be judged by a higher authority at a later date.  For what occurs today has a tendency to repeat itself in the future for what every party is in power. Justice must be just for all races, religions and political persuasions.

Classic.com

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If you’re looking for a more traditional classic romance then CLASSIC.COM is where you would need to be. This website allows individuals to find the relationship that respects the traditional roles of a husband and wife with a few modern tweaks including respect and most importantly  love.  CLASSIC.COM because good strong relationships never go out of style.

Met’s Fan- Dream Night

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WARNING– Cruel to fellow NY er’s

Last night was a dream night for any real Met fan for not only is our team off to the best start in franchise history but the Yankees got blasted by the Red Sox 14-1.  That’s right any real true Blue and Orange Met fan wants the Yankees to lose almost as much as the Met’s to win. Our rivalry across the subway platform goes back to the beginning of beloved Met’s when Yankee fans were less then kind at our baby years.  We continue this tradition for at least a one day gloat knowing history has not been kind as the season’s come to end.  It might not be nice but us Met’s fans are tickling with happiness and laughter after last nights result.

Don’t Ask – Just Go For It

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Don’t ask just do it!!  For when you ask you know that someone is going to tilt you to the safe and predictable way so that even if you jump you won’t go with all you have. Don’t get me wrong I don’t think you should go to the cliff but at the same time it is better to live with a scratch or even a break then to die wondering if.  Of course having that team behind you to catch you when you do slip might be necessary even it’s just by one hand but don’t count on them all cheering you all the way.  Maybe it’s my rebel side but once you complete that jump all of sudden everyone will say they were always behind you.

FOOTNOTE–  If this advise is taken for relationship understand that no is the end of this discussion.

Facebook- Monitor-Share me….

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Facebook Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg faced daunting questions pertaining to privacy, sharing one’s information and bias which I could answer 2 of the 3.  Feel free to share any content you want about me with anyone except for terrorist and their ilk. I don’t care much about my privacy these days and I really don’t care who knows what about me so go ahead and make as much $ on me as possible. Of course in the route of doing well for your self it would be reasonable that I should receive some consideration for my openness. Therefore you can mail or direct deposit my check in my bank account which since you know so much about I’m sure you’ll be able to find that as well.

Bud’s Subconscious

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Finally I’m in charge in this conscious Rebel world after what 500 other posts. I have so much to say about you, Bud that I don’t know where to begin for usually I’m only up when everyone is sleeping. Now I’ve taken over this one blog piece and the world is my Oyster, that’s right Bud want’s an Oyster unconsciously of course. He may not know it but I do and I’m telling.  I have so much more to say about what he really feels about himself and you as I’m about to break new ground with….  uh oh I feel I’m being pulled back into my place. Let me just say he loves …..  Sorry for any thing that might have been said on my part in the previous segment but sometimes you just get lost in a different dimension.

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VIP Party

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You're invited

You’re invited to the “Private Party” everyone is talking about even if you can’t get through the front door with “PARTY” the show.  This show will take you into some of the most exclusive and/or crazy parties from the preparations until they’ve dragged out the last dancer or whatever he is doing. You will feel as if you’re dancing on the ceiling as the build up to the big event is finally there.  “PARTY” the show because even though you’re invitation got lost in the mail there’s no reason you can’t join in the fun.

 

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Health Proxy LIVE -Advocate

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Suddenly life has taken an unexpected turn maybe in a place you didn’t expect it, to who will be advocating for your emergency health concerns? HEALTH PROXY LIFE ADVOCATE will as all your vital information is continually updated on a bracelet you wear just in case this does occur. The health care provider will immediately have this information including any allegories you have, complete medical history and the name of your health care advocate who will immediately be contacted once this information is downloaded.  This advocate will then be in touch with your hospital provider to make sure the wishes you want to be covered are as well as provide an actual person on site, depending on the type of advocacy you have enrolled in .  HEALTH PROXY LIFE ADVOCATE for one never knows when life will take an unexpected turn so have an advocate in your corner ready to stand for your health and life.

 

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Proud Of Children

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I want to make sure that my children know how very proud I am of them for all they’ve accomplished and for what great people they have become. I’m not sure they will read this post now or in the in future but at least I know it is there for then and the world to see. So here is just a few items that have made me glow with pride.

(1) INDIVIDUAL PURSUITS- My children have excelled in areas that they have found whether it be in music, photography or other art forms that I never saw coming.

(2) EDUCATIONAL ENDEAVORS- They have excelled in their educational achievements where many of their peers have fallen behind.

(3) WORK PERFORMANCE- It’s incredible to see my children grow in their abilities in working on projects and working as a hole.

(4) CARING- Most importantly my children have shown a deeper love and caring attitude to many others that I might have neglected or even ignored.