Judging faith

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Scary storm 1

Most faiths belief that there’s is the only one true path to salvation some even say if you don’t follow their faith you will go to hell. I believe G-D has more then one path to salvation because he created different people(s) that would see the truth differently.  Those various people would have different charismatic leaders that would bring them to the Hash-m.  Yet in the end as long as long you follow the basics of faith which are common in all major faith systems you will be on the right path to salvation. One path might be a bit shorter then the other but in the end we can all get there.

Where’s that **** sock!

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lost sock

Are you tired of losing socks? I find it so annoying that I’m willing to give away for solution it’s called “Mag Socks”.  The socks actually attach to the pants that you’re wearing through a light magnet (positive on the socks negative on the pants). When you buy  a set of “Mag Socks” (3 to a set)  you get a pair of pants that perfectly match.  This way when it’s time to put them on the wash just let them snap on the pants and you’ll never lose your pair again.  Who’s ready to go snapping with me?

snap socks   I really love this idea also.  These are going to be my new pair.

Decaffeinated coffee makes as much sense as….

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bowl drinking

WARNING POLITICALLY INCORRECT –

PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN THOUGHTS

(1) Beer without alcohol

(2) Liberals without victims

(3) President Obama without blaming Bush

(4) Jews without bagels (I can say that I’m Jewish)

(5) Alec Baldwin without punching a reporter.

(6) Dogs without licking balls (hey where is your mind)

(7)  Turkey without gravy (boring but true)

(8) Seth Rogen without  Pot

(9) Kayne West without arrogance

(10) Simon Cowell without your the worst singer ever

(11) Football without beer

(12) Baseball without beer

(13) Life without beer (unless your an alcoholic)