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If I was a resident of the great state of Alabama I would vote for Roy Moore today but not tomorrow. I would vote for Mr. Moore for Senate because I believe that one is innocent till proven guilty, that my political views are more in sync with Mr. Moore and that his accusers story has some discrepancy’s in it from when it first was reported.  If he was elected I would then be involved in a campaign to replace him or remove him from office. For although he might be innocent he’s still selfish. Mr. Moore should  be more concerned with the cause he stands for then protect his  own reputation. Furthermore these accusations still carry enough weight that it clouds the water enough to pull him out of the Senate before his time is up. This way everyone sorta wins and loses.

ROY MOORE

(1) Their is no history of other actions occurring at a later period. When one is an abuser they usually continue such a behavior unless receiving intervention to stop it (10)

(2)  Throughout his long distinguished and  controversial service in public life there have been no similar accusations that have popped up. (10)

(3) Roy Moore isn’t only challenging the Democrat’s but the Main Street Republicans who have asked him to leave the race over this accusation (8)

(4) Accuser has had difficult financial problems and has been divorced 3 times (3)

(5) Roy Moore’s major accuser has differences with the story as reported in the Washington Post then one on ABC News.

ACCUSER SUPPORT 

(1) This individual has supposedly repeated the same story to the Washington Post. Which is difficult when one is lying. (8)

(2) The story contains fairly specific details of the accused action (8).

(3) Accuser has voted Republican in  past Presidential elections (5)

(4) Inconsistent Interview w Sean Hannity where he said two contrary views in the same interview.

It’s intermission time but unlike this theater I don’t get up to grab a snack or stretch my legs.  I might go for a quick bathroom break but usually I’m just waiting for the next sleep show to begin. I don’t know what’s holding up this performance but know that  tossing and turning doesn’t appear to start this script from flowing.  Maybe I should have some popcorn by my bed because at least this would be fun and I wouldn’t have to look at this reality.

BREAKING NEWS!

Mr. Magoo is the latest character to be accused of sexual harassment. For although this jovial character appeared to not see what he bumped into the truth was his eyesight was 20/20 from the start and anything he grabbed was what really caused him to raise his hat.  This shocking discovery has many of the other car-tune characters distancing themselves from him but since many of them walk around 1/2 naked I wonder if this scandal is just about to hit all our cartoons.

Why are they smiling so much and what’s with just a tie for the bear?

FOOTNOTE- Caspar is a much more friendly guest not ghost then one would exxxpect.

WARNING- CRUDE BUT SOMEWHAT TRUE

I’ve finally discovered a super power that I never knew I possessed! It is a power that allows people to perform their daily functions a bit more lets say “efficiently” and all by my spoken command… or is it conversation. I discovered this talent when I was speaking to a loved one over the phone who was having difficulty falling asleep (I hope) who suddenly was sleeping as a baby when it came to my words. The proof was in her snore on the other side. That talent has been tested lately not by sleeping but by another super important talent that people put as either #1, or  #2 on their list maybe both. For 2 individuals have had to rush and perform this activity as soon as my voice was heard on the other side. So before you run to the pharmacy call me and I’ll relay my special talents through the phone to you and who knows maybe I can save the world after all or at least help you sleep and perform other functions better.

Donating blood benefits you and not just in the generous way. Yes of course the main reason someone should donate blood is to try and help others but let’s not forget there are free cookies at the end that you are told to eat. When was the last time a medical professional told you to eat cookies?  It’s also healthy for men not to be sexist but this is a biological fact to donate blood because it helps cleanse their blood of extra ingredients.  To make matters better you also get a pretty cool bandage in the end which you can keep for as long as you want. So donate blood and you will reap the rewards and so will many other people.

There once was a deer named Chevrolet who was running from a serial killer named Charles Manson who had fell in a fierier ditch and died. Chevrolet thought she had found relief when she entered Las Vegas and met what appeared to be a kind man wearing a Houston Astro’s hat named Kevin Spacey but when he got too close she ran away and tripped on an Edgar Allan Poe book which gave her the creeps.  She hid by a Honda Accord until she hid a beautiful melody by Diana Ross at the AMA’s and decided to check into the Hotel California run by a bunch of  Eagles.

I never believed one should keep their medical issues secret for generally it is not your fault that you might be suffering and sometimes when you reveal the truth new solutions can be found.  To insure that I live by such words I tell you as uncomfortable as it is that many times I bleed when I go to the bathroom.   It isn’t a life threatening condition in anyway (G-D willing)  but if something occurred that was problematic I would be the first to open my mouth instead of worrying what others might think.  For the least of my problems would be worrying about how others might react and instead making sure that I can still react.

We don’t have to read how this viscous mass murder has been taken to the hospital just that he’s dead already. G-D trust me there is an extra spot in hell for this evil man and it’s time you send him packing.  Charles Manson has done his time now it’s time to do his death. Evil must be conquered one mass murder at a time.