WARNING- CRUDE BUT SOMEWHAT TRUE
I’ve finally discovered a super power that I never knew I possessed! It is a power that allows people to perform their daily functions a bit more lets say “efficiently” and all by my spoken command… or is it conversation. I discovered this talent when I was speaking to a loved one over the phone who was having difficulty falling asleep (I hope) who suddenly was sleeping as a baby when it came to my words. The proof was in her snore on the other side. That talent has been tested lately not by sleeping but by another super important talent that people put as either #1, or #2 on their list maybe both. For 2 individuals have had to rush and perform this activity as soon as my voice was heard on the other side. So before you run to the pharmacy call me and I’ll relay my special talents through the phone to you and who knows maybe I can save the world after all or at least help you sleep and perform other functions better.