FREE BOOKS …. with Ads

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reading to child Reading Kindle

Amazon Kindle should offer the consumer the opportunity to receive “UNLIMITED FREE BOOKS” with an advertising option.  If the consumer agrees to this option they might have to watch an ad or 2 in between but be able to enjoy the rest of their reading experience for free.  To make matters even better the ads could be targeted to the actual interest of the reader so they are watching ads that they would find informative and helpful.  For example if you’re reading a book about some player from the Met’s an ad for Met’s tickets/paraphernalia could be shown.  With having the undivided attention of the reader the ad on such a platform would be more successful then in other modes and would also be less of a nuisance to the consumer as well.

FOOTNOTE- This also should be available for music and/or movie services.

Closeout Depot +++

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Everything Must Go

When inventory is getting a bit high who do you call “Closeout Depot +++”!  Where old stale merchandise is moved out to make room for new and brighter sales. “Closeout Depot” will pick up your merchandise for a small fee and sell them for you on a 50/50 split and/or commission basis depending on time it moves.  If the merchandise sells within a week at the “going price” the commission basis takes effect yet if it takes over a week the 50/50 basis moves and then after the month the “dead policy” takes effect. The “dead policy” will have us either donate the goods to a charity where a tax write off can occur or be thrown out for a nominal fee.  Of course perishable goods such as food items will have different timetable.  With “Closeout Depot” we give you the best deal possible for the supplier and the customer alike within a timetable that actually works.

FOOTNOTE- This is a “concept store/warehouse” which should come to the marketplace someday.

Exclusively YOUR Paint

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exclusively yours paint 3

“Exclusively YOUR Paint” will be the one paint exactly made to your specifications. From the unique color that matches your personality to that aroma which leaves you breathless and finally to the touch which warms your heart,”Exclusively YOUR Paint” is made for YOU!  With a special software we will be able to make that unique color as well as distinctive fragrance and even add a different texture that is unlike any paint experienced in the world. Let’s face it your one of a kind shouldn’t your paint be as well?  With “Exclusively YOUR Paint” the world will finally know who you are at least on your walls and maybe floors.

Cell Phone- CLEAN

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Cell Phone Viruses 2 Cell Phone Viruses

Think of all the places your cell phone has been and what is has touched then think about who is touching it now and where your hands go after, it’s gross!  “CELL PHONE CLEAN” will be the one App that takes care of killing those pesty germs and viruses that want to cling onto to your cell phone like a bad cold. This App will send a quick high voltage electric current to your cell phone which will kill those viruses/germs, then all you have to do is apply the special cloth to put them where they belong, the garbage. CELL PHONE CLEAN” because you love your phone not the things that cling to it.

Dog Milk Bone

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Milk Bone 1  person with bone in the mouth

Why should our four legged friends have all the fun and good breath it’s time for “Human Milk Bones”.  These bones would come in delicious human flavors such as Chocolate Mint and would be as good for human teeth as those with tails.  They would brighten our smile inside and out as we enjoy the flavor yet receive the benefits to our own oral health.  Milk Bones for Human’s now we can wag our own tail if only someone developed that.

Match 4 U

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dating sites 3 dating sites 2

Let’s face it you don’t have the time and energy to search through all the sites just to find that special person that’s where “Match 4 U” comes in.  “Match 4 U” is the one website that does all the work for you as it looks through 100’s of dating sites to find just the right match. Your initial discussion with this site is less then an hour and when it’s done “Match 4 U” will correspond with hundreds of people that could work to find the few that actual due.  “Match 4 U” will go so far as to set up the 1st date and provide you all the hints you might need with this special individual so that you become special together.   “Match 4 U” is the “Kayak” of dating sites because dating should be more productive and loving.

Heaven’s Email

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Child in Mourning 1

For some the death of a loved one is to hard to bear all at once that’s where Heaven’s Email gives a breath more of live. This emails will allow a loved one to receive correspondence from their “dearly departed” helping them to move on with their life in as healthy way as possible. Trained by clinical psychologist this email link will allow those correspondence to occur within a reasonable amount of time and be able to alert authorities if the mourning is falling into the dangerous territory for those mourning or others. With Heaven’s Email life goes on for those that are departed and the one’s they left behind.

VACATION HOUR

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Mexico vacation ANNOYING PEOPLE

You’ve had it up to here with work and family vacation it’s time for your VACATION HOUR.  The Vacation Hour won’t take hours to get to but be conveniently located in your local mall yet feel as if it’s hours away in paradise. Here are some of the features you will enjoy.

(1) LIMITED SEATING– There will only be certain people allowed to stay at this “resort” for the hour except for  limited VIP members who have unlimited time.

(2) BEACH SAND – You will enjoy walking in the warm but not extreme beach sand.

(3) WARM LAZY RIVER W OWN RAFT-  Enough said enjoy the trip.

(4) BEACH MASSAGE CHAIRS THAT RECLINE ALL THE WAY-  Relaxing never felt so good.

(5) FREE COCKTAILS AND LIGHT SNACKS SERVED TO YOU- Don’t worry about traveling everything is delivered.

(6) EXTRA’S- Each club will have unique features as if you’re traveling to a different resort  (massage, miniature golf, musical performances, swimming etc) although there only hours away.

(7) 5  MINUTE WARNING- You will be given a 5 minute warning when your hour of escape is about to end.

 

Marketing 1st

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Marketing 3

I have a “bright” idea for a product that can be produced fairly easy but before I spend $$’s in that direction let me make sure there truly is a market for it.  It will be a much lower investment to produce the marketing campaign and if my product is not as a bright as need be only these monies will be burnt. Furthermore the marketing is more fun and inventory of product will be at a cost I would have to bear in this and my future lifetime … or those of my loved one.  Therefore the “bright idea” is marketed now and the product will G-D willing make it your shelves in no time or no time.

Smarter Phone- 24 hour Therapist

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sad on cell phone Cell phone 1

Sometimes you want advise, empathy when all the offices are closed then it’s time for a SMARTER PHONE. This will be the one APP that will truly get you through the day and night with the advise of clergy, business leader, philosopher that you need at just this moment and/or will be the phone call which will listen.  Just formulate your general philosophy through random questions and this phone will come to life whenever you need it and even when you’re not sure. The “SMARTER PHONE” because advise and empathy should only be a click away.

FOOT NOTE – Just downloaded 7 Cups

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