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I never knew how much I didn’t know until don’t speak English was added to my act. All of sudden people revealed things about themselves that I would never hear in a normal conversation. This was the type of information I could use against them when they least expect it or put in my own stand up routine while they weren’t in the audience. “No speak English” is the best way to hear the unfiltered truth and trust me there is plenty of dirt in this drain.
Spilled Milk bring it on!!! Don’t let anyone bring you down because I’m already on the ground licking every drop up! What is one persons garbage is a four legged friends tail wag. Mistakes happen and they are awesome especially when they spill my way!
While many around us lost their path those from different paths somehow came together. The world around us was on fire yet we stood in a pool of truth that was unshakeable. It was years in the making as institutions that we trusted crumbled within our eyes yet we stood strong in our smaller but tighter circles. G-D might have allowed this to occur but also gave us the strength to rebuild from paths that all of a sudden came together.
Definition – Biden Moment- A time when something obvious slips your mind and/or a time when want you say is incoherent.
Sentence 1 – Yes, I know should have put on my pants when leaving the apartment I guess I just had a biden moment.
Sentence 2- Now, that was a biden moment I hope I never have again how embarrassing.
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Packaging 6 tubes of silicone with one caulk gun appears as basic to me as a hamburger with a roll but for some reason it appears this idea was only stuck in my head. It probably would be about the same price as a standard case of caulk but still save the contractor time and money in their job as looking for tools would be right in the box. The caulk gun would not be Remington quality (metaphor) but simple something to get the job done. Silicone +Caulk Gun together it will probably come out but remember where you read it first.
With the Bacteria/Urine Detector you’ll be able to detect areas on your floors and walls where concentration of harmful substances exist in your home so you can eliminate them from their dangerous existence. Once you use this spray the change of the color will help you quickly see the area you need to attack to keep you and your loved ones safe and healthy. The Bacteria/Urine Detector for sometimes harm is hidden from us.
We no longer accept the derogatory word “dog” when identifying us and want reparations for the untold years of torment we endured with such a label. Yes, we now identity as “Humans W Tails” and expect all the rights and privileges’ do to others in this homosapien class. Now before you claim we don’t have the intellect to fill such a role look who you currently elected for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue he makes some of our Poodles look like geniuses. Oh that was just one mistake hum how about that Senate from Pennsylvania I think his “Human W Tail” makes the real decisions. Our vocal chords may not be strong but we sometimes walk on 2 legs. So end this discrimination N-O-W and add us to your voting roles trust me you couldn’t do much worse.
You who claim to be some Vegan and/or Kosher ate my brother and come to think of it my entire family!! Oh don’t claim it was some accident you did when you were sleeping if you kept your big mouth closed when you were sleeping this never would have occurred. For, my family members felt trapped as you disguised your mouth as a cave even if you didn’t know that you were so good at set designer, trust me to a spider you’re an expert. Even if you claim that this didn’t occur how about the coffee beans you ground up or those cookies you made from scratch didn’t you see my sisters parts before you took a bite/drink? Yet you keep on eating, drinking and sleeping as if nothing is going on well for one with eight legs trust me your guilty as charged! So stop with those labels until your six feet under and then let’s see who gets the last bite.
FOOTNOTE- The government allows for some insect parts in your coffee and flour products because it’s nearly impossible to keep out.
If you’re like M-E you’re basically news O-U-T. Yes, you’ll glance at it to check on a local team or make sure the rain that is falling on your head was in the forecast, but at this point news just feels like an obituary column in more ways then one. So take an escape with this great song (below) and G-D willing maybe we’ll just wake up on the right side of the bed by 1/20/25.