You who claim to be some Vegan and/or Kosher ate my brother and come to think of it my entire family!! Oh don’t claim it was some accident you did when you were sleeping if you kept your big mouth closed when you were sleeping this never would have occurred. For, my family members felt trapped as you disguised your mouth as a cave even if you didn’t know that you were so good at set designer, trust me to a spider you’re an expert. Even if you claim that this didn’t occur how about the coffee beans you ground up or those cookies you made from scratch didn’t you see my sisters parts before you took a bite/drink? Yet you keep on eating, drinking and sleeping as if nothing is going on well for one with eight legs trust me your guilty as charged! So stop with those labels until your six feet under and then let’s see who gets the last bite.
FOOTNOTE- The government allows for some insect parts in your coffee and flour products because it’s nearly impossible to keep out.