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As I write this blog piece I have a little more let’s say “spirit” in my body. I’m not this bad but maybe by the time I finish the drink I will be, at least there is no sidewalk to fall into.  Anyway I’m testing my drinking and writing talents so if you approve maybe I’ll drink a bit more or maybe I’ll just fall down.

When Donald Trump says “he hears people saying” it usually means that what is about to come out of his mouth should be kept back in.  Maybe he’s listening too much with his left ear instead of his right.  The right ear would hear the other people speaking who would tell him things such as “forget about it”, “talk about the real specific solutions”, “site stats on the economy today” and “don’t make it so personally”.  The right ear would help Mr. Trump relate to the people who not only support him but who could be persuaded to support him if only he ignored his left ear at least as it relates to his mouth.

I apologize if this image (above) offends  some people but I have to give the public what they want.  They are cute but hot, I don’t know unless you scramble that egg.  Yes I understand that this is going to the lowest denominator but if it helps ratings and makes the people happy well is it so bad?  To come to think of it these chicks would look strange wearing clothes anyway. What these are the aren’t the chicks they wanted to see well how about a babe?

For some reason this blog post doesn’t feel Kosher.

Melanie Trump’s past naked and provocative pictures might help the Trump campaign with some liberal fence sitters. While those of the conservative bent are stuck with Trump because of who he is running against those with more liberal tendencies see a whole new side to the Trump legacy. Many will consider these pictures as artistic and feel that she can help Donald feel the pain they have with their own bodies.   Melanie’s “openness” might make them believe Donald might be more open then the clothes he is wearing. Either way this campaign is getting more raw every day. How come Hillary’s and Bill’s naked pictures haven’t been shown oh wait this isn’t a horror movie?

Jo Jo Fletcher is an attractive young woman on the Bachelorette but in today’s world where finding someone “special” is as easy as few clicks why any bachelor would profess their love on a T.V show is just silly. I understand it’s made for T.V. but it’s supposed to be reality. Today’s reality is no one really has to be lonely anymore especially if you have access to a computer and car.  There is no better time for a man or woman with even unique tastes to be single for their are single websites that match any of your interests or desires. Bachelorette might be a fun show to watch but it’s truly a fantasy in today’s times.

After deep reflections I’ve decided not to participate in the Rio Olympics. Yes I know my fans will miss my talents in volleyball and uh boxing but they’ll have to wait for the next Olympic games to see them.  You say I didn’t try out well I feared that the Zika Virus would attend the tryouts… Ok?  I would have made it, well maybe not in  boxing but I’m sure my other athletic endeavors would have shined through such as Air Hockey. Oh they don’t have this in the Olympics well then that is another reason I didn’t go. It’s just wrong that Air Hockey isn’t in the Olympics. A matter of fact I’m so offended I won’t be participating in any future games until this is corrected!

Footnote- Talent might also be another reason but who’s really reads footnotes.

I’m embarrassed to report that I searched and found the naked pictures of Melania Trump.  Curiosity got the best of me but it snapped on my conscious. For that was over 20 years ago and I’m sure she and her husband didn’t want those pictures revealed now, so who was I to look for them? If in fact they were right in front of me well then I wouldn’t feel so guilty. Yet the news coverage got me a bit too curious for my own good.  The truth is that imagination is most often better then the reveal yet a man’s mind will not allow them to stop there.